Weird story to shareFollow

Brief background- I'm used to opening lock boxes for people, occasionally getting the welcomed tip (though I don't ask), and don't get particularly mad at someone when they don't tip. Onward...

So I'm in SW auctioning my stuff. All is well. On my way to the mailbox, someone whispers me at the same time as opening a trade window, asking if I can open up his Strong Iron Lockbox. I'm used to the passing rudeness of typical Alliance players by now, so I brush it off, open it, get no tip, and start back on my way to the mail.

Then I get a whisper from someone I've never seen/met before.
Pst: Wait.

I stop. K...this is odd. The same person (apparently was 5 yards from me) opens a trade window, throws in 2g and trades it to me. After accepting the trade, I ask him why.

Nice Alliance: I usually play with my friend, the guy whose lockbox you just opened. He never tips. That's not cool. So I got his account information one day and now every two weeks I log on to him, steal about 3G, and use it to tip people on his behalf because he's an *******. Thank you for indulging my ******* friend. :)


Whoever says all Alliance are noobtards is wrong. 98% are, the other 2% have someones account info and use it to make amends.

Anyone else have some off the wall story? I'm really bored today and figured I'd share mine.