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#27 Oct 14 2007 at 11:26 PM Rating: Decent
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LOL

wow...

burned...

ouch

Ill go get some balm...


>:D

Oh, btw...did you notice:

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#28 Oct 15 2007 at 12:56 AM Rating: Decent
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Aurelius, you are my new hero. Did you notice he didn't post again after your last post?

I read this thread earlier today, and I was remembering when you first showed up here, Slammer, and our first impression of you. Allow me to refresh your memory. One of your first posts in this forum said you feel BM Hunters require more healing in groups. Which is a retarded generalization, and some people called you on it. They were nice about it. It was a conversation. But after several posts disagreeing with you, you pulled this gem from somewhere:

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Thank you.. And what i said is entirely true. 90% of all pets are mele.. BM pets ARE the hunters MAIN source of damage. I have played one. I know that when your bm.. your pet hits like a truck. anyone who does not see this is @#%^ing retarded. If i see a bm hunter not using his pet as his main source of damage i will slap his ***. Beast Master class is a class that uses pets to their fullest at the cost of their own ranged power.!!!! nuff said.

So with bm pets being "in most cases" both mele and main damage sources for the hunter. IT IS ENTIRELY logical to assume that when they are fighting right in there with the tanks that they will take a good spillover of aoe damage.. or when the tank gets incapacitaded shortly or anything of that sort.. that they will take damage.

Now with the bm hunter trying to trap AND do damage in most cases. then he prolly is not seeing the damage happening to his pet. because he is to busy pulling and working his traps.

Now this is not some sh*tbrained logic.. i have seen this time in and time out... this is @#%^ing fact gentlemen.. regardless of all the people who dont wanna own up to it.. go look at the post "how to win the damage meter" that build is all about retarded ammounts of damage with ZERO regard for threat generated.

Are there bm hunters who dont take more damage than other mm or sv... of @#%^ing course there are control groups.

But if people cannot see that the simple act of using mele in a fight will cause more damage taken. and thus more healing.. then you are oblivious.

And if people cannot see that then you are @#%^ing retarded.


I pointed out some of the anti-logic in there, and your post was quickly rated to sub-default. Prior to this post, no one viciously insulted you. They disagreed with you, but that's what these forums are for. People disagree with Caldone for being MM spec, and he disagrees with them for disagreeing with him, and in the process, people get a good idea about what they should do with their Hunters. But no one gains anything from you. You come here an insult the regular posters all of the time. You talk about how lame they are for getting so obsessed over a game and posting here all of the time, but you do the same thing.

Now, allow me to remind you of a few of your other thoughtful and insightful posts:

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rate me down i dont give a sh*t.. do you honestly think i care about the punishment from a @#%^ing forum full of dorks?

i have about 12 posts .. most of them are either questions about playing the game.. or arguments like these.

Now take your 2k+ posts and compare them to the dude with 1 post.. and you tell me who the @#%^ing looser is.


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god you cok suckers make me sick

seriously get off your high chair and help a player out with a small question.. your not a ***** english teacher.

in all honesty your prolly some fat ***** techy who plays far to many video games and gets far to little pussssyyy

and i know you are gonna try and come back by saying you either have a girl friend or a wife.. but we all know your bullsh*tting.

so get a life and then end it quickly to do us all a favor. cause im tired of you no helping always correcting people types.


You complain about them flaming people with dumb/easily answered questions, yet you are even more insulting to them than they are to the other people. See any logic in that?


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To the opp.... YOUR @#%^ING RETARDED.. show me a mele hunter that can do 1mill+ in a single outland 5 man instance and i will show you a @#%^ing liar.

Listen to the voices of reason that have already responded.. your dumb. they are smart.. end of story.


And to north.. lol i know we disagree on alota sh*t.. but we can agree that mele hunters suck.. so for this one time.. we are on the same side.


Then you go and say this to someone with a retarded post. I bolded something from there that was particularly interesting.

Now, on to this recent thread. For all of your previous whining and insulting, you did spec BM (remember that thread where someone (Aethien, maybe?) told you why your previous build sucked?), and your grammar has improved, but not your attitude. Yes, people get flamed, and if you don't agree with it, how does you "flaming" them help? (I put it in quotes because I think of flaming as an intelligent and often funny commentary on a post. I have never seen either from you.) If you're so concerned about these people with the repetitive/retarded questions, YOU answer them. You act like people who post here are dorks, but you keep posting here, so do something useful. Insulting North isn't useful. It's funny, because North will come back and insult you 20 times better than you insulted him/her.

By the way, the Hunter forums are tame compared to the rogue forms. If you're really concerned about the delicate egos of new posters, you should go over there and "flame" Theophany or Nooblestick or Demea. I should start a thread over there and invite them here to sample your brand of intelligence and they can gang up with some guys here and have some fun.

*Edit - a few misspellings and such. I care how what I say looks.

Edited, Oct 15th 2007 2:29pm by mikeyvach
#29 Oct 15 2007 at 7:07 AM Rating: Decent
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By the way, the Hunter forumns are tame compared to the rogue forms. If you're really concerned about the delicate egos of new posters, you should go over there and "flame" Theophany or Nooblestick or Demea.

I would pay vast amounts of money to see Slammerofkooter locked in a pseudo-cage match on this forum, unleashing Theophany onto his whiney ***** ***.

Much rum and ice cream would be consumed by me while watching that sport. Sh*t, someone set it up and we can start running bets - I say just one post from Theo before Slammer wimps out and decides to never return to that thread.

Hopefully Slammer doesn't return to these forums at all. Or at least grows a pair. And a brain.
#30 Oct 15 2007 at 7:12 AM Rating: Good
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Didn't theo used to spend a lot of time on the hunter forums?
#31 Oct 15 2007 at 8:41 AM Rating: Decent
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Wow, I know I am going to break this by posting, I don't want to, but for some reason am incapable of keeping my mouth shut >.<

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#32 Oct 15 2007 at 8:48 AM Rating: Default
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Didn't theo used to spend a lot of time on the hunter forums?

Yup. My guess is that he got tired of the Whaaaaaambulance that came running after he tore into some **** like Slammer or "I tamed something 3 levels higher than me, I DID! I DID! I am not lying!".
#33 Oct 15 2007 at 9:11 AM Rating: Good
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Didn't theo used to spend a lot of time on the hunter forums?

Yup. My guess is that he got tired of the Whaaaaaambulance that came running after he tore into some **** like Slammer or "I tamed something 3 levels higher than me, I DID! I DID! I am not lying!".


Hmmm yes, come to think of it we havn't seen hide nor hair of good ol' Theophony, and I was growing to like him :) Especially as he pulled my as out of the fire after that FFX1 conflict.
#34 Oct 15 2007 at 9:34 AM Rating: Decent
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Which has a striking resemblance to something one of my old girlfriends had stuck between her legs, greasy, hairy, and ill mannered.


How long did it take her to get you out from between her legs?

Haarrr harrr harrr!!!

:P



if he had to shoot his way out then quite a while you can be sure.
#35 Oct 15 2007 at 9:34 AM Rating: Decent
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nobody here is a perfect Hunter.


First to claim otherwise!


Skribs needs to be blue already. Who's with me?
#36 Oct 15 2007 at 9:45 AM Rating: Excellent
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Skribs needs to be blue already. Who's with me?


Eh, if I was blue I wouldn't be named in rants against the elites on the forum. I remember a couple of times it would be "skribs and the scholars" or something like that.
#37 Oct 15 2007 at 10:56 AM Rating: Good
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Skribs needs to be blue already. Who's with me?

Eh, if I was blue I wouldn't be named in rants against the elites on the forum. I remember a couple of times it would be "skribs and the scholars" or something like that.
Besides, Skribs is our secret weapon against the whinetards. He is the anonymous orange poster with no title or anything but a postcount. The whiners think they got us figured out and WHAM! Here comes Skribs with a scathing answer from a direction they thought were safe.
#38 Oct 15 2007 at 10:59 AM Rating: Excellent
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Yeah, they can't make the typical "oh you're just part of the elite club, nothing you say counts, because you're stuck up and arrogant" argument.

Besides, he has too many posts. So much work.

edit: AAAaaahhhh, my name is green. when did that happen? I guess I'll have to start posting wow related stuff in the OoT :)

Edited, Oct 15th 2007 2:00pm by Xsarus
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#39 Oct 15 2007 at 11:03 AM Rating: Decent
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AAAaaahhhh, my name is green. when did that happen? I guess I'll have to start posting wow related stuff in the OoT :)

Yeah you do that. Sub-Default looks so much prettier on an account than Sage, doesn't it?
*remembers the first hundred posts in the OoT and Asylum*

...

Excuse me, I got to get a beer and a smoke.
#40 Oct 15 2007 at 11:11 AM Rating: Good
Skribs is not blue. And I really wonder if he should be.

Why? Why has this forum treated him so harshly??

It's his own fault. He stood in the way of the noble "Boar Crusade." The Boar Crusade was a plan, no a sacred quest, to rid this forum of idiots - but it got corrupted - because *someone* wasn't on board with the rest of us. *Someone* had to be "different" and argumentative - and argue against it.

Yes, that was Skribs.

CURSE HE!

He may be the actual cause of all your current misery here. I'm not saying we should rate him down or even necro-rate-down him - but he must pay for his SINS against hunterdom (or is that hunterdumb?)!

The Swine has spoken!

OINK!!
#41 Oct 15 2007 at 11:12 AM Rating: Good
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What was your first post north? Anything memorable? What about your first sub-defaulted post?
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#42 Oct 15 2007 at 11:15 AM Rating: Decent
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If you guys think the Hunter forum is feisty... go post something in the Asylum...
You'll get Sub D'd before you can blink...

Here, people like getting questions, just as long as they aren't the same question that was already posted halfway down the page..
#43 Oct 15 2007 at 11:17 AM Rating: Good
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But everyone in asylum is a guru. At least that's what it seemed like in my one very brief visit. I thought it was some sort of strange guru breeding ground.

Edited, Oct 15th 2007 2:18pm by Xsarus
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#44 Oct 15 2007 at 11:22 AM Rating: Decent
Xsarus wrote:
What was your first post north? Anything memorable? What about your first sub-defaulted post?

My very first post was in the OoT actually. It was a rather lengthy rant about my career in the virtual world of gaming, and online gaming. Which then phazed slowly into the subject of "lol" and "leet" speakers. It was "Excellent" within three views, and I consider it one of my finest achievments on these boards. My first Sub-Defaulted post... I'm not entirely sure about. Never really did pay much attention to my own ratings, besides learning what was just stupid to post about. I am fairly sure that my first series of consecutive Sub-Defaulted posts came when the Whaambulance and Love police started hunting down my Hunter posts that were.... less than amicable.

And Iponema:
Yeah, I actually went back about 50 pages on these Hunter forums once, checking the posts and "reliving" the old days. I had almost forgotten about Skribs' first few posts. He has gone from a slightly arrogant and erratic poster, to one of the defenders of idiocy. That was a short period though, but I attribute the shortness of it to our rapid and decisive corruption of this "Defender of the Innocent". He has now been assimilated to our Collective. Mission Accomplished.

Edit: Ah, about that Myth that the Asylum breeds Guru's and Sages. That's just bull. They are merciless about rating down pissants that aren't up to the tumble of the Asylum, but mostly it is just the refuge of the Old Time posters of Allakhazam where they know they can escape the clutches of complete retardism. No holds barred posting, when it comes to diseased minds, true. But welcoming if you just refrain from being a carebear, whiner, ****** or so on. Just get a feel for the OoT first though, as it is something of a training grounds for the Asylum.

Edited, Oct 15th 2007 3:25pm by NorthAI
#45 Oct 15 2007 at 12:36 PM Rating: Decent
Heh, and I'm like a bloody politician, trying to stand on the fence between "being nice" and "enough already, cut it out!"

(I know, it's ugly to watch, but it keeps popcorn sales booming out in the lobby)

Skribs has been brought into the hive, I think. Has he done enough penance for his earlier misdeeds?

Where is our red - Calabar - the person who actually keeps us honest?
#46 Oct 15 2007 at 12:44 PM Rating: Decent
Yeah, Skribs has been well and thoroughly assimilated into the hive. His penance is now having to deal with the same smacktards we have to deal with. And I think Calabar is off on his server getting... er... "to know" his Green Dragonling. He scares me sometimes...
#47 Oct 15 2007 at 1:01 PM Rating: Good
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GAH!

Another green!!

DAMN YOU ALL!!!

Gratz Xsarus :)
#48 Oct 15 2007 at 2:10 PM Rating: Excellent
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I am claiming this thread as my epic look at me I'm now a sage thread. It's great as I don't have to go to the actual work of making a real one! woot!

On a very slightly unrelated topic, I hereby declare that bacon is good. *eats a BBBBBBBLT* I may have overdone the bacon on that one. Also the lettuce is actually baby spinach.

*vague reference to my post count, involving math and calculus to make the thread even more epic.*

3+2=5

edit: apparently someone didn't like me being a sage as my posts have been rated down a lot lately. Oh well, I'm just hovering on the edge.

Edited, Oct 19th 2007 10:09am by Xsarus
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#49 Oct 15 2007 at 2:12 PM Rating: Default
I usually dispense with the L and T. But people look weird at me when I say I am eating a B.
#50 Oct 15 2007 at 2:13 PM Rating: Good
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You have to remove the stinger first.

I often substitute the L with some C jalapeño Havarti is quite awesome!

3*2=6 Consecutive math awesomeness

Edited, Oct 15th 2007 5:14pm by Xsarus
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#51 Oct 15 2007 at 2:42 PM Rating: Decent
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If I EVER hit green, it will be because of the Wizards First Rule.
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