Ok, I absolutely have to throw my story in here.
I've been trying to get a Latro's for a while now. I've since given up (I get S2 Quickblade on Tuesday), but that's beside the point. I'm on Zuluhed, which is slowly dying. At any given point there might be 25-50 70s on (I'm not kidding, it really is that low), so getting a group is ******* hard. I managed to get an invite to one, which seemed to be an all guild run pugging me in, so it looked to be a good group. I checked the mage, and he had full Spellfire and a few PvP epics. Destined to be a nice, quick run.
Dear Lord was I wrong.
Our group composition was a Priest, Mage, Warrior, Paladin and Me. I assumed that the Warrior was going to DPS and the Pally was going to tank (the Pally had tank gear on). I asked the mage if he wanted adds, and he explained that he wasn't very good at them because he went OOM quickly. Ok, so the Mage isn't so great, but he's got good gear, so he's bound to be decent DPS. I let him have the elites, and I took add duty.
Things get going, and I'm slaying adds left and right. Nothing's getting through. This was my first run since I got so close to the hit cap (I'm 9 away), so I was mainly just enjoying not ever missing on the pitiful 70ish mobs. After a few minutes, I realized that the Rift Lord was still alive, and we had another portal up.
Mage: OOM.
You've got to be ******** me. I checked the Rift Lord, and it was at 30% health or so. The mage had burned his entire mana pool and had failed to kill it. I then looked at SW Stats. I was 58% of the group's damage. Our Paladin was trying to DPS in tank gear (he was being outdamaged by the healer who had been wanding occasionally), and our Warrior was tanking.
I was literally the only competent DPS in the entire group. To skip forward a bit, we wiped on the second portal because our healer disconnected. I was the only one smart enough to not die, the idiot tank just stood there and let the mobs beat him to death, alongside the mage and paladin. I just walked away.
Ok, so this is the point where any sane person would just walk away. Not me, I wanted that ******* sword. I tell the mage that he's on adds whether he likes it or not. I can solo DPS the elites no problem. The Priest comes back, and we go for round two.
FIGHT!
First portal opens. I tear into the Rift Lord like nobody's business. He's down shortly thereafter, and the second portal opens. Away we go. At this point I was thinking to myself that we might actually pull this off, if the mage can handle the adds. In all honesty, mages are the best add handlers in the game. Fast killing with uber kiting abilities make them godly at it.
On the second Rift Lord for about 10 seconds when I see a familiar message.
Mage: OOM.
Ok, seriously, WTF? He hadn't had time to spend his mana yet, how on earth did he go OOM that fast? To compound things, the moron decides to continue fighting rather than sit and drink (you frequently leave combat on add duty), so he just wands the adds....and dies.
Yay, our add killer is dead! Rez him up and let's continue.
Portal 3, second verse, same as the first.
Mage: OOM.
Mage: Rez plz.
Dear Christ, what is he doing? I decide to watch him to see what the hell is going on. I swear to god everything you're reading and will read is true.
Portal 4. I'm paying more attention to the mage this time. He rezzes up with low health and mana. Doesn't bother to eat or drink, just runs straight for the adds. One fireball to pull the adds, then another on the way. As soon as it closed its distance...Arcane Explosion spam. This guy is just plain retarded. A mana inefficient AoE attack for a single mob in a situation where you know you need to conserve mana.
He manages to survive the rest of this phase, and the first boss goes down without much struggling. I'm up to 61% of the group's damage at this point. The Paladin is finally outdamaging the healer by a small margin, and the mage has stopped dying (for now). Things are looking up.
Phase 2.
First portal, goes down without much trouble, but the mage is getting low on mana since he's retarded and it takes me a little while to solo DPS the elites down. He of course does not drink, and immediately jumps on the next wave of adds.
Mage: OOM.
Mage: Rez plz.
Dear Christ, this is getting old.
Third Portal opens as the mage is getting rezzed.
Me: Hey, I'll take the adds for a bit while you drink.
The mage of course jumps immediately on the adds without rest again. I'm desperate for a Latro's, so I take matters into my own hands. Along with solo DPSing the elites, I am now killing every other add to keep the mage from wiping us all through his idiocy. The Rift Lords are dying even slower, and portals start to stack. Despite it all, we manage to down the second boss, and Medivh's shield is around 50%.
62% of the group's damage now. I'm becoming excited, as the "hard" part of this noob instance is over, and the mage's job just got a lot easier. Only a few more waves to go, and I get another shot at Latro's.
More of the same. Mage goes OOM every now and then, but from my extra DPS on the adds, he doesn't die. Portals stacking slowly, but nothing we can't handle.
Wave 4. Tank charges in, gets hit hard a couple times, no heals. Hit some more, no heals. Down to 30%, no heals. Shield Wall up, no heals. 5% health. I walked away to a safe spot and waited for his death. Once again, I'm the only one bright enough to simply walk away from the fight. I didn't even have to vanish, the guy evades out after 30-40 yards from his portal.
Of course, our priest had disconnected again. I started warming up my hearthstone.
Me: This is ridiculous.
Me: *Posts SWStats*
Tank: WOW!
Mage: But you have two pieces of T4, of course you're going to outdamage us.
Me: I should not be close to that much of the damage, learn to play and don't invite two tanks to a 5 man group, scrubs.
*Hearth*
Me: /exit