Can't imagine someone not having done something like this before, but I was bored at work so here's my version -
You may be a feral druid if…
You spend so much time in cat/bear form you get dizzy when you turn back into your natural form.
People don’t recognize you immediately when you’re in your natural form.
Your first instinct upon meeting someone is to sniff their crotch rather then shake hands.
People mistake you for the hunter’s pet.
You’re better friends with the hunter’s pet then the hunter.
You think Simba’s girlfriend is cute.
Your guildies are surprised whenever you cast any spell other then Thorns and Mark of the Wild.
You view the Wildheart line as “caster crap.â€
Rogues envy your armor.
People comment that they didn’t know Taurens could be rogues when they see you in your natural form.
You have to remind yourself that your natural form is not cat/bear while reading this list.
You’ve got /growl and /purr hotkeys.
You’d rather switch into travel form then take the 3 seconds to summon a mount.
You only bought a mount because the rest of the guild gave you so much grief for not being able to keep up.
You’re aggressively working on getting enough movement bonus gear and enchants so that your travel form is faster then a non-epic mount.
You’re consistently the bottom 5% of healers and top 5% of DPS during raids.
You melee crit twice as much as anyone else in a raid.
You consider rogues “wanna be ferals†who’s only real use is picking locks and sapping.
You know that as soon as druids learn to use shields, your bear form can make warriors as obsolete as your cat form made rogues.
You fantasize about the havoc you could wreak if you could drink potions and have weapon procs in feral form.
You intend to solo UBRS and pharm pristine hides from The Beast if Blizzard is dumb enough to give you those two abilities.
You’ve got a big old grin on your face because you know the last two comments are true.
You secretly laugh every time someone whines that Warlocks need to be nerfed.
You miss your wolf’s head helm.
Your avatar on your guild’s chat forum is a picture of your feral self.
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auch, that hit hard! get out of my brain would you please?
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Can't imagine someone not having done something like this before, but I was bored at work so here's my version -
You may be a feral druid if…
You spend so much time in cat/bear form you get dizzy when you turn back into your natural form.
People don’t recognize you immediately when you’re in your natural form.
Your first instinct upon meeting someone is to sniff their crotch rather then shake hands.
People mistake you for the hunter’s pet.
You’re better friends with the hunter’s pet then the hunter.
You think Simba’s girlfriend is cute.
Your guildies are surprised whenever you cast any spell other then Thorns and Mark of the Wild.
You view the Wildheart line as “caster crap.â€
Rogues envy your armor.
People comment that they didn’t know Taurens could be rogues when they see you in your natural form.
You have to remind yourself that your natural form is not cat/bear while reading this list.
You’ve got /growl and /purr hotkeys.
You’d rather switch into travel form then take the 3 seconds to summon a mount.
You only bought a mount because the rest of the guild gave you so much grief for not being able to keep up.
You’re aggressively working on getting enough movement bonus gear and enchants so that your travel form is faster then a non-epic mount.
You’re consistently the bottom 5% of healers and top 5% of DPS during raids.
You melee crit twice as much as anyone else in a raid.
You consider rogues “wanna be ferals†who’s only real use is picking locks and sapping.
You know that as soon as druids learn to use shields, your bear form can make warriors as obsolete as your cat form made rogues.
You fantasize about the havoc you could wreak if you could drink potions and have weapon procs in feral form.
You intend to solo UBRS and pharm pristine hides from The Beast if Blizzard is dumb enough to give you those two abilities.
You’ve got a big old grin on your face because you know the last two comments are true.
You secretly laugh every time someone whines that Warlocks need to be nerfed.
You miss your wolf’s head helm.
Your avatar on your guild’s chat forum is a picture of your feral self.
You may be a feral druid if…
You spend so much time in cat/bear form you get dizzy when you turn back into your natural form.
People don’t recognize you immediately when you’re in your natural form.
Your first instinct upon meeting someone is to sniff their crotch rather then shake hands.
People mistake you for the hunter’s pet.
You’re better friends with the hunter’s pet then the hunter.
You think Simba’s girlfriend is cute.
Your guildies are surprised whenever you cast any spell other then Thorns and Mark of the Wild.
You view the Wildheart line as “caster crap.â€
Rogues envy your armor.
People comment that they didn’t know Taurens could be rogues when they see you in your natural form.
You have to remind yourself that your natural form is not cat/bear while reading this list.
You’ve got /growl and /purr hotkeys.
You’d rather switch into travel form then take the 3 seconds to summon a mount.
You only bought a mount because the rest of the guild gave you so much grief for not being able to keep up.
You’re aggressively working on getting enough movement bonus gear and enchants so that your travel form is faster then a non-epic mount.
You’re consistently the bottom 5% of healers and top 5% of DPS during raids.
You melee crit twice as much as anyone else in a raid.
You consider rogues “wanna be ferals†who’s only real use is picking locks and sapping.
You know that as soon as druids learn to use shields, your bear form can make warriors as obsolete as your cat form made rogues.
You fantasize about the havoc you could wreak if you could drink potions and have weapon procs in feral form.
You intend to solo UBRS and pharm pristine hides from The Beast if Blizzard is dumb enough to give you those two abilities.
You’ve got a big old grin on your face because you know the last two comments are true.
You secretly laugh every time someone whines that Warlocks need to be nerfed.
You miss your wolf’s head helm.
Your avatar on your guild’s chat forum is a picture of your feral self.
Totally me.
Awesome write up, Lotsa true things in there :)
Like it a lot, well done :D
I needed a good laugh, rate up! ^3^
Awesome...
Just Awesome
although it might be sad that so many of those are true
rate up
Just Awesome
although it might be sad that so many of those are true
rate up
14 posts
Well done , Feral power.
I thought my normal form was bear form? Have I been living a lie!!!
10 posts
This is by far the funniest thing I have read in a long time. It was like you were in my head. I didn't buy a mount until I hit lvl 52 and still don't know why I did. If travel form had dash I know I wouldn't have bought a mount till at least lvl 60. An awesome post and thank you.
Cheers,
Morphous
Cheers,
Morphous
Hehe, don't think I've used my mount since I arrived in Outland - travelform all the way :-)
('course, the 3-piece epic pvp set bonus helps :-)
Alie
P.S. Hi Kain :-)
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Aliessil, Shadowsong EU
('course, the 3-piece epic pvp set bonus helps :-)
Alie
P.S. Hi Kain :-)
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Aliessil, Shadowsong EU
Using a mount, oh you mean that thing I ride on when I have no intensions of killing everything in my path? That is about the only reason for me to use a mount. Other wise I travel in Cat form (only a 10% loss in speed with the talent) and slaughter anything that thinks of getting in my way. Then for good measure I collect its skin. lol
I've spent very little time on my mount in Outland too, but not due to having epic gear, just because no one seems to skin thier kills - just going from point A to B without fighting anything, I can score a stack or two of scraps and full peices.
Glad everyone enjoyed the post though - guess there's just something about us ferals that makes it so valid. ;)
You may be a feral druid if...
You're looking forward to taunting your guild at level 68 with your FREE flying form. ;)
Glad everyone enjoyed the post though - guess there's just something about us ferals that makes it so valid. ;)
You may be a feral druid if...
You're looking forward to taunting your guild at level 68 with your FREE flying form. ;)
Scholar
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You may be feral if....
You text the wife with "/purr" on your way home from work
Edited, Jan 28th 2007 5:02pm by Memisis
You text the wife with "/purr" on your way home from work
Edited, Jan 28th 2007 5:02pm by Memisis
24 posts
>.< You guys are making it really hard to choose what talent tree to level /cry
lol Feral seems like so much fun but so does boomkin :(
lol Feral seems like so much fun but so does boomkin :(
11 posts
lol, it's funny because so much of that is true. XD
You may be feral if...
Instead of mauling someone for petting you, you wait and see if they'll scratch you behind the ears. >>
You may be feral if...
Instead of mauling someone for petting you, you wait and see if they'll scratch you behind the ears. >>
... If hunters throw Beast Lore on you to see if you are tameable...
Just happened to me while running from the boat in Theramore in Travel form ^^
Just happened to me while running from the boat in Theramore in Travel form ^^
10 posts
Hehe. Totally me. I just need to respecc back to Feral. Y.Y
*whaps self in head* WHY WAS I SO STUPID?!
Now I need to get the 10g to respecc.
Once I was running around with a hunter friend in travel form in the border between Hillsbrad and... Uh... The place with the white Yetis. We ran into a troll hunter and I guess she thought I was my friend's pet until I changed to caster.
*whaps self in head* WHY WAS I SO STUPID?!
Now I need to get the 10g to respecc.
Once I was running around with a hunter friend in travel form in the border between Hillsbrad and... Uh... The place with the white Yetis. We ran into a troll hunter and I guess she thought I was my friend's pet until I changed to caster.
14 posts
you may be a feral druid if...
you post in this topic. :)
you post in this topic. :)
You used your healing mace for about 2 hours without realizing it and wondered why your damage seemed weak
... If you are the druid in this video
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kl0PQHT34_0&NR
and YES, I stole it from another poster here on Allakhazam, but the video is so cool it needs to be here :D:D
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kl0PQHT34_0&NR
and YES, I stole it from another poster here on Allakhazam, but the video is so cool it needs to be here :D:D
3 posts
This was so awesome. Sad how true it is for everyone. FYI travel form is great in Outland for us Druids with Herbalism.
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