The Legend of Zelda: The Twilight Princess is simply the finest and most enjoyable game I have ever played. I just completed the first dungeon, and I am not quite sure how I pulled myself away from the TV, but here I am. Beautifully crafted music, a wonderful battle system fully utilizing the amazing numchuk style Wii controller, and already hundreds of things that just make me smile when I see them, I could go on and on about how amazing the new Zelda is, but I need to get back. Except for a rocky start with a poorly explained fishing system that is required for progress to your sword (it took me around 2 hours to figure out how to get a damn fish for that stupid cat), it is flawless. I give this game a 72/73 on the scale o' excellence. My normal ratings are somewhere between 9/73 and 13/73.
P.S. if you're having trouble with the fishing, wait till the bobber goes off the bottom of the screen, and yank up hard on the controller. Don't just slightly lift it as the diagram shows.
Zelda alone has made me extremely happy I bought a Wii on Sunday, and I have no regrets about not picking up a PS3, even being the Sony fanboy I am. The Wii's controller brings it beyond "just another new console with better graphics" into a new realm of joy and ******. At least to me, it seems like PS3 is really just a PS2+1. Wii is a revolution. Oh, and Trauma Center: Second Opinion is an awesome surgery game, I recommend that and Marvel Alliance for Wii also if you have more than 50$ for just Zelda.
So as the holidays approach, I suggest a Wii. For yourself, your family, and your friends. 500$ for that weird HD DVD player and a boring game system, hmm, no thanks Sony.
Edited, Nov 22nd 2006 12:31am by sonicmonkeys
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No one gives a fuck.
Really. I only replied because I clicked on this topic by mistake and couldn't fit the sodering iron into my left eye in time to avoid reading your post.
Really. I only replied because I clicked on this topic by mistake and couldn't fit the sodering iron into my left eye in time to avoid reading your post.
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To make a long story short, I don't take any responsibility for anything I post here. It's not news, it's not truth, it's not serious. It's parody. It's satire. It's bitter. It's angsty. Your mother's a *****. You like to jack off dogs. That's right, you heard me. You like to grab that dog by the bone and rub it like a ski pole. Your dad? Gay. Your priest? Straight. **** off and let me post. It's not true, it's all in good fun. Now go away.
I have to give you credit for having balls large enough to post that at The Asylum. Honestly, it does sound like a pretty neat game, but did you take a wrong turn from the main page?
Gladestrider wrote:
I have to give you credit for having balls large enough to post that at The Asylum.
Yes, I find myself frightened of the internet quite often, but after several minutes of encouraging myself, I finally managed to hit the "Post Message" button. I burst out in tears afterwards, knowing some people on the internet might read it.
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No one gives a fuck.
Really. I only replied because I clicked on this topic by mistake and couldn't fit the sodering iron into my left eye in time to avoid reading your post.
Really. I only replied because I clicked on this topic by mistake and couldn't fit the sodering iron into my left eye in time to avoid reading your post.
You're such a joke of a human being.
Abadd wrote:
Smasharoo wrote:
No one gives a fuck.
Really. I only replied because I clicked on this topic by mistake and couldn't fit the sodering iron into my left eye in time to avoid reading your post.
Really. I only replied because I clicked on this topic by mistake and couldn't fit the sodering iron into my left eye in time to avoid reading your post.
You're such a joke of a human being.
That's cuz smash isn't human, ******.
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