#1, Guild recruitment (and moreso ***** fests) don't belong in General.
#2, Try learning better paragraph/sentence structure. It helps get the point across a lot better.
#3, Learn the psuedo-HTML look-alike code used in these (and many other) forums. All-Caps should instead be bolded or underlined.
#4, If they sucked that bad, why stay in that guild for 6 long months? You should have /gquit -ted and joined a better one long before this point.
#5, With a name like "Hellbound Hearts", what did you expect?