~ 1. Gem/enchant/reforge your gear - If you "can't afford" the higher end gems (you cheap ^%@#!) As any other idiot could have figured out, you could get lower end gems temporarily to get something in there - EJ, many other forum threads, and guildmates can help you here... if you can read and understand them - which is doubtful.
~ 2. Learn the most recommended spec and rotation for your class and spec. EJ, many other forum threads, and guildmates can help you here. Noxxic is also another site that can help. Since you couldn't possibly understand the advanced vocabulary (words such as "global cd", "haste", and "red") this information does you no good whatsoever. And by the way, it's already 8:00AM and you're barely even drunk yet. Are you okay?
~ 3. Don't be *&%@#@#&%# stupid. Stop standing in that &^#$@(#@$^#* on the ground that is causing you to die. You may be standing in stuff you can't see clearly, but you are obviously taking damage - that is when your health bar goes down to nothing and you DIE, remember that? You ought to, it happens to you a lot. A real person with a brain would get something called an "addon" that is named "GTFO". And no, this is not about your mother and no one is asking you to leave.
~ 4. Anyone not so inbred would go pick up easy solo-obtainable upgrades that are just waiting for you to walk up to the NPCs and take them. This is stuff like Thrall's Cape, nice pieces of gear the first day of the Molton Front, dailies, etc. It's when you kill monsters and do other quest stuff like that and you get REWARDS of BETTER GEAR. You may have noticed that happening once or twice as you "lvled ur leet tune".
~ 5. DPS while important is secondary to group survival. If you lose dps to do some CC or other utility role that is perfectly right and proper. CC means you make the monster go to sleep or get frozen in a block of ice or stun them or something. You'll never be able to do this successfully, so don't worry about it.
~ 6. Don't expect to get healed. If you do it's a bonus, but the healer is there to keep the tank up and as many others as possible if they are his/her friends. If you take significant damage then you're probably doing something wrong. There's that @#$%^%^ health bar again. You see, if its starting to get small, you need to do something different fast or you will die. Again. As usual.
~ 7. L2Play nub, and doant merry yore cuznz no moar.
~ 8. ? this thingie means you have a question. Try it sometime. Someone might give you an answer, and then you might LEARN SOMETHING.
~ 9. Profit - this is what you would be making if you had a real job or brain or life.
~ 10. !@#($*^#!% you @#$^(#% nub!