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#77 Dec 20 2011 at 3:30 AM Rating: Good
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IDrownFish wrote:
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I put it on almost everything.


I now picture you as an old lady.

Edited, Dec 20th 2011 3:50am by IDrownFish


Franks red hot sauce is weak.
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#78 Dec 20 2011 at 3:38 AM Rating: Good
Well, an old lady enjoys it, so most likely, yeah. Never had it myself.

I just think the commercials are funny.

Edited, Dec 20th 2011 4:38am by IDrownFish
#79 Dec 20 2011 at 3:48 AM Rating: Good
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Well, an old lady enjoys it, so most likely, yeah. Never had it myself.

I just think the commercials are funny.

Edited, Dec 20th 2011 4:38am by IDrownFish


I had many a different hot sauce in my days.

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#80 Dec 20 2011 at 10:45 AM Rating: Excellent
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I don't mind spicy food / sauce but I can NOT stomache that putrid glowing red sauce anywhere near something I'm supposed to eat.

I made the mistake of ordering hot wings one place, they came out layered in that crap... paid and walked out I do believe, went to a real wing place for hot wings and snakebites (spicy chicken breast finger foods) that the clerk would always dose up even spicier for me ;)
#81 Dec 20 2011 at 11:11 AM Rating: Good
My grandmother puts tabasco sauce on damn near everything too, grosses my mom out because she's a wimp and can't handle spicy food. Not that tabasco sauce is really that hot, but I still think it's funny.

I don't mind the buffalo wing sauce on some things. Dominos makes a killer buffalo chicken pizza, which I love. It has that sauce on it, but it isn't covered. There's just enough that you can taste it (and smell it lol).
#82 Dec 20 2011 at 2:52 PM Rating: Excellent
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I assume you mean a grilled cheese sandwich, in which case, the Scottish equivalent (it might apply to the rest of Britain, I'm not sure) is a Cheese Toasty. I live off cheese toasties, and I make them with cheddar, and it works out just fine. It's even better with tomatoes and onions on it.
I was going to say "to each his own" and "cheddar on grilled cheese is quite tasty, if different", then you had to talk about diluting the awesomeness by adding something other than cheese or bread to it. I mean, I mighta cut you slack for bacon. Maybe. But tomato and onion? That's no longer a grilled cheese and I bid you good day, sir.
#83 Dec 20 2011 at 2:55 PM Rating: Good
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Try cooking it with pepperoni.
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#84 Dec 20 2011 at 7:33 PM Rating: Good
I like tomatoes on grilled cheese sometimes, but onions are definitely odd.
#85 Dec 20 2011 at 7:59 PM Rating: Excellent
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If you don't like ketchup, go play another freakin' game. I'm sick of this. Stop ruining it for all of us who actually DO eat our ketchup. I eat the whole dang thing. If you don't want to eat it, eat your food in a guild run-

Er wait...we're talking about food? Um... yeah...


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The main reason that people like Ketchup is the insane amount of sugar in it. Children are big fans because it gives a huge energy boost. Adults like it because it stimulates their brains in a pleasurable way.

Ketchup is fine for a flavor enhancer, but many folks use it to an extreme to obtain a quick high off of the sugar. I think it is terrible for children as it promotes over eating.


Actually, my favorite ketchup is the natural stuff. It has little to no sugar and has a nice rich tomato taste.


My ex use to eat ketchup...like...just...eat it. She'd take a bottle of ketchup and drink it like it was pop. It was nasty.

My dad had a roommate in college who would burn all of his food until it was black, crispy, and unrecognizable as food and pour ketchup over it. I wouldn't quite believe it if not for my mom having witnessed it herself as well.


I like ketchup on certain things. But it can be horribly abused.
#86 Dec 20 2011 at 9:23 PM Rating: Excellent
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If you don't like ketchup, go play another freakin' game. I'm sick of this. Stop ruining it for all of us who actually DO eat our ketchup. I eat the whole dang thing. If you don't want to eat it, eat your food in a guild run-


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ekaterinodar wrote:
If you don't like ketchup, go play another freakin' game. I'm sick of this. Stop ruining it for all of us who actually DO eat our ketchup. I eat the whole dang thing. If you don't want to eat it, eat your food in a guild run-


NO U!!!!


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#88 Dec 20 2011 at 11:04 PM Rating: Good
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Ketchup > Pesto

Enough said.
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#89 Dec 20 2011 at 11:22 PM Rating: Good
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Maz, Ketchup is the LFD Heroic PUG of condiments.
#90 Dec 20 2011 at 11:23 PM Rating: Good
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You're wrong. I don't even know what you mean, but you're wrong.

Ketchup is awesome. LFD Heroic PUGs are not awesome.

Edited, Dec 21st 2011 6:23am by Mazra
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#91 Dec 20 2011 at 11:38 PM Rating: Good
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Ketchup is awesome. LFD Heroic PUGs are not awesome.


Either is readily accessible to the masses, can fill a necessary niche when nothing better is available and will frequently cause those who know better to weep.

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Ketchup is ... not awesome.


Much better without the extra words.

Also note that you've probably never had real pesto unless you've visited Genoa and spicy ketchup is just badly made hot sauce. Smiley: nod
#92 Dec 20 2011 at 11:53 PM Rating: Good
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Pesto contains cheese, which is the primary reason I dislike it. Also, it smells horrible and tastes a bit too much like it smells.

Heinz ketchup is win, though. Not too much, definitely, but you can't have a burger, or hot dog, without it. At least not in this country. That would be blasphemy of the worst kind.

A burger/hot dog without ketchup is like beer without the bubbly (carbon dioxide).

Ps. I've had pesto in Italy. The location did not change my opinion of it.

Edited, Dec 21st 2011 6:56am by Mazra
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#93 Dec 21 2011 at 1:57 AM Rating: Good
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Ps. I've had pesto in Italy. The location did not change my opinion of it.


Genoa, not simply Italy, Genoa. Sometimes regional specialties suffer when taken outside the region (not just the country that includes the region) and pesto is a good example of that. Since pesto became trendy, it has become a generic term for green sauce. I've seen places try to call a blend of dried herbs in olive oil "pesto".

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A burger/hot dog without ketchup is like beer without the bubbly (carbon dioxide).


Hmmm, pro ketchup, anti cheese? I'm beginning to suspect you're a Budweiser sympathizer! You might even be an anti Baconist. Oh, yes, we know about your kind. How much is Ronald McDonald paying you to subvert us!?! That's right, I've seen those ads for McDonald's hotdogs ... slathered in ketchup. And their "cheese" is really an artificial construct. Fries? Just a vehicle for *more* ketchup! Do ya'll drink vodka up there by any chance?

You keep that ketchup over there, I am going to maintain the purity of my precious bodily fluids!




#94 Dec 21 2011 at 2:07 AM Rating: Excellent
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Man, now I want to leave the house for the first time in a week and go get some fries as a vehicle for ketchup.

Must remember to put fries on the shopping list, since my easy fry slicer was borrowed and not yet returned (actual fry slicer, put the potato in push down the handle collect your slices in a bowl :) But I'll settle for some McCain ones in the meantime.
#95 Dec 21 2011 at 2:09 AM Rating: Excellent
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Reference the weekend thread, I'm recuperating from surgery, limited mobility and winter don't combine very well, so I'm sticking close to home.
#96 Dec 21 2011 at 3:34 AM Rating: Good
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Rhode, McDonald's doesn't sell hot dogs here (the hot dog vendors have that covered) and the only McDonald's burger I eat is the McBacon!
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#97 Dec 21 2011 at 4:16 AM Rating: Good
Mazra wrote:
Ketchup > Pesto

Enough said.


That is just blasphemous talk there. Granted, I'm biased as I absolutely love Italian food and adore cheese. =x
#98 Dec 21 2011 at 8:41 AM Rating: Good
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McBacon


An obvious gateway sandwich like the McRib. Sure you think you're getting bacon, just like you think you're getting cheese, pork or chicken in other items. Don't fall for it; we've all heard the damning question: "which part of the chicken is the nugget"? They get you hooked, then you start wanting fries with your sandwich, and the next thing you know ... you're sucking the ketchup right out of those little packages like some nightshade obsessed vampire fan! After that, it's going to be fluoride in your water and do you know what that is going to do to your precious bodily fluids? You don't, because they don't tell you (just like they don't tell you them chickens don't have nuggets). Know this, it ain't pretty.

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#99 Dec 21 2011 at 8:44 AM Rating: Good
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Cheese is great on soft pretzels, so is cinnamon but I definitely prefer cheese. Mmm, cheeeeeese.


You know what I want now? Those cinnamon pretzels from Auntie Anne's... mmmm delicious...
#100 Dec 21 2011 at 10:48 AM Rating: Good
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This just reinforces my anxiety about being weird.

Why would you put ketchup on anything when you can put mustard on it?

And I'm sorry but that includes the cheese toasty

Edited, Dec 21st 2011 11:49am by Cobra101
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#101 Dec 21 2011 at 11:04 AM Rating: Decent
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Blue Cheese and Gorgonzola should be consumed with the previously mentioned hot sauces. The main idea is that the strong flavor of the Blue is wonderful when paired with an equally strong and punishing flavor.
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