His Excellency Aethien wrote:
Pics of dog, now plz.
He's a Berner Sennen (Bernese Mountain Dog), but an unusually large one, and batsh*t crazy as well. He loves people, though, which is awesome, because when my parents bought him (previous owners couldn't handle him), he was shy and very afraid of strangers. Now he runs up to people, sits on their feet so they can't move and expects to be scratched behind the ears. If you don't comply with those wishes in a timely manner, he'll just lean backwards towards you, until you're supporting his full 120 pounds, which can easily throw you off balance if you're not ready for it.
What he loves more than meeting strangers, though, is when then doorbell rings. He starts barking that big dog bark that causes windows to chatter, while scratching at the door. When it's opened, he launches himself out of the doorway like he's a canine torpedo. And it doesn't matter if you're holding his collar or not, he'll take you with him if he wants to.
When he's standing on his hind legs, he's almost as tall as me, which naturally scares the living sh*t out of anyone on the other side of the door if they don't know about him.
The Smallsword of Doom wrote:
Maz: Don't take this the wrong way. But, however horrendous the image is, there's something very fitting - in a "The Fantrabulous World of Mazra's Denmark" cartoon series kind of way - about picturing you talking about and demonstrating the beating of a barrel with a cat inside it with a completely friendly poker face. You Danes really are like hobbits. Just when I think I've got you bastards figured out you go and ... Well ... Pull a surprise cat out of a barrel.
(Edit: I mentioned Mazra's post to my fiancée and now she's excitedly schooling me in Fastelavn) I like your comparison of us to the Hobbits. Short, dark-haired and with fuzzy feet.
Also, it's good that your fiancé is able to help you learn the ways of our people. Resistance is futile.
Edit: Silly English, with 'teach' and 'learn' being two different things. Edited, Oct 29th 2011 5:06pm by Mazra