Then what the hell am I doing here!?
I thought their criteria of "4. Your friends or parents ask what you spend all your time doing, and you lie about it or laugh it off, but inside you know they may have a point," was pretty funny. I could be wrong here, as I'm no expert on addiction, but I'd think that if you know you have a problem you probably don't really have a problem. Or at the very least, you don't have as big of a problem as those people who are denial about it.