Good morning, AllaK's - 3/19/08Follow

Good morning, happy campers!

Today...a letter to EQ2.

Dear EQ2,

Hi. How've you been? I've missed you. I hear you've been doing well for yourself these past couple of weeks. New loot distribution options. Expanded city services. Logitech support. It's good to see that you've still be chugging along without me. Keeping that chin up and not letting folks see that tremble dancing on the edge of your lips. Good for you.

Now, I know I've been neglecting you. It's just...well you see I met this other person. Her name is Super Smash Bros. Brawl. She's really great and loves to have a good time. She's even into some of that kinky stuff like animals and 4-way action. I've really been enjoying her company.

But this new relationship of mine doesn't mean that you and I can't still be good friends or even more. Didn't you feel the spark last night when I tanked a Maiden's Chamber group? I felt it. I also felt your bitterness as you made me fail, time and again to kill Sandstorm and Drusella Sathir. Or when you wouldn't let me get a group together for my final epic kill? But I understand. I don't deserve to be treated nicely so soon after ignoring you for so long. But I get it, and I think that we can get past this and get back to the good `ol days. Sure, our friendship might annoy my wife, but she just doesn't understand what we have.

And hey, maybe someday I'll introduce you to Smash Bros. Brawl. She's into the whole online scene too. I'm sure you two'll hit it off great.

Sincerely,