Random journal-type entries from someone
http://eq.crgaming.com/skater/viewarticle.asp?id=32
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Ok, that was funny. That kind of funny, where you watch someone fall down the stairs on their way to work. You feel bad for them and want them not to be hurt, but you almost can't contain the laughter.
/shudder
Guys, that's Skater Gnome, one of the most famous satirists in old-school EQ1. That guy is a legend 
Ain't nothing random about that writing hehe
Ain't nothing random about that writing hehe
Skater is the rulest!!
Although The Quon was incredibly funny, especially if you played an EQ1 cleric.
Unfortunately I don't think The Quon is out there anymore, while Skater Gnome lives for posterity.
/sigh
Oh Mighty Quon, where is your guidance?
Although The Quon was incredibly funny, especially if you played an EQ1 cleric.
Unfortunately I don't think The Quon is out there anymore, while Skater Gnome lives for posterity.
/sigh
Oh Mighty Quon, where is your guidance?
Sadly, the Quon seems to be totally gone now. Found this little snippet copied on to another board, thought I'd copy it here in memorium. 
" 1) Tanks should NOT get pissed off when I am trying to get them into my "Purple Club". The Purple Club is where I try to take the MA's HitPoints so low that he actually goes unconscious and then is brought right back to life. I also sometimes refer to the Purple Club as "Layed Out" because that's what happens, the tank lays down and then stands right back up. It's friggin HARD to do, I have to time the Complete Heal just right. So, WTF is up with tanks getting PO'd at me. I usually can do it about once every 11 tries or so.
But imo 1/11 tries is actually pretty good for purple clubbing a tank "
Don't take it literally folks, it's satire.
" 1) Tanks should NOT get pissed off when I am trying to get them into my "Purple Club". The Purple Club is where I try to take the MA's HitPoints so low that he actually goes unconscious and then is brought right back to life. I also sometimes refer to the Purple Club as "Layed Out" because that's what happens, the tank lays down and then stands right back up. It's friggin HARD to do, I have to time the Complete Heal just right. So, WTF is up with tanks getting PO'd at me. I usually can do it about once every 11 tries or so.
But imo 1/11 tries is actually pretty good for purple clubbing a tank "
Don't take it literally folks, it's satire.
That ranks right up there with "I'm wwwwaaaaadddd"
roflmao
Ty for sharing!!!
roflmao
Ty for sharing!!!
I love the Waaaadddd and Skater. I have links to both of these and couple of other funnys on my home page under EverQuest > EverQuest Humor
If you don't have the one with SOW from the Necro (some of you know what I'm talking about) you should find that one too.
Here's one version:
http://members.aol.com/EQNavarra/necro.html
This is one of the funniest things I ever read, and having run into noobs about this rude and clueless it literally had me laughing out loud.
Here's one version:
http://members.aol.com/EQNavarra/necro.html
This is one of the funniest things I ever read, and having run into noobs about this rude and clueless it literally had me laughing out loud.
Have that one. I know it as Burned Woods though.
Ok, while we're at it, if you've never seen this oldie, but goodie it's hilarious.
http://www.notacult.com/fansythefamous.htm
http://www.notacult.com/fansythefamous.htm
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