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#27 Dec 18 2004 at 3:21 AM Rating: Decent
He accepts the six pack.
#28 Dec 18 2004 at 3:24 AM Rating: Decent
They offer him another 6 pack and he drinks it, all of a sudden Rosie O' Donnel doesnt look so bad...



I should stop this.
#29 Dec 18 2004 at 3:25 AM Rating: Decent
"Hey baby.." He says.
#30 Dec 18 2004 at 3:26 AM Rating: Decent
Then Jay Leno's chin yells "Hey man, thats my woman!"
#31 Dec 18 2004 at 3:27 AM Rating: Decent
The Jepordy Guy starts doing the moon walk and acting like Micheal Jackson.
#32 Dec 18 2004 at 3:28 AM Rating: Decent
The guy wakes with a start just in time, cause he realized he almost tried to kiss Rosie only to find there is still a dead cat on the floor....
#33 Dec 18 2004 at 3:30 AM Rating: Decent
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He wakes up from the nightmare and thinks, "Well, at least I can go log into EQ2 and finally finish that stupid Packstrutter's Quest!"
#34 Dec 18 2004 at 3:31 AM Rating: Decent
Then the Jepordy guy starts speaking spanish.





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Well I'm off to bed. Someone continue it I want to see more of the story when I wake up in two-three hours. =)
#35 Dec 18 2004 at 3:31 AM Rating: Decent
He logs on to EQ2 only to relize the servers are down...
#36 Dec 18 2004 at 3:32 AM Rating: Decent
So he grabs another 6 pack.
#37 Dec 18 2004 at 3:35 AM Rating: Decent
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And he thinks, "six pack, six-slot bag - twelve-pack, twelve-slot bag - case - hey, why can't I buy a 24-slot bag for what a case of beer costs?!"
#38 Dec 18 2004 at 6:51 AM Rating: Decent
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but then he realizes his toon got deleted...
#39 Dec 18 2004 at 7:14 AM Rating: Default
then he calls sony and asked for another beer
#40 Dec 18 2004 at 7:16 AM Rating: Decent
Too which SOE keeps him on the line waiting for 10 hours...
#41 Dec 18 2004 at 7:22 AM Rating: Default
..Its been 5 years, sony finally told him they will send him a beer.
#42 Dec 18 2004 at 7:31 AM Rating: Decent
He drinks the beer, which turns out to be 10 years old and thinks to himself, "Darn it someone needs to do something bout that SOE place."...
#43 Dec 18 2004 at 7:34 AM Rating: Default
So he gets his dead cat's skeleton and laser and flies to the SOE buildings.
#44 Dec 18 2004 at 7:51 AM Rating: Decent
As he gets there someone who looks alot like Innoruk walks out of the building...
#45 Dec 18 2004 at 7:56 AM Rating: Decent
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and asks "sir, how may I abuse you?"
#46 Dec 18 2004 at 10:03 AM Rating: Decent
The man says "by doing the Macerna for me."
#47 Dec 18 2004 at 10:07 AM Rating: Decent
The Innoruk look-a-like is not amused...
#48 Dec 18 2004 at 11:20 AM Rating: Decent
And he bits his tongue off
#49 Dec 18 2004 at 11:21 AM Rating: Decent
...and eats it
#50 Dec 18 2004 at 11:46 AM Rating: Decent
The Innoruk look-a-like then barfs it up, forms it into a little ball, and shoves up the guy's left nostril
#51 Dec 18 2004 at 12:01 PM Rating: Decent
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feeling the urge to sneeze, he plugs up his other nostril and sends it flying past all the giants that i should be killing right now
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