Say lets do something while we wait until gawd knows when...so I'll start a story then people just continue it. Ok? Don't say anything tat'll end it until SoE fixes our Servers. Another thing your storys can only be one sentece long.
A guy wakes up in the morning.
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After he drinks the sixpack, he steps on something wet and foul smelling on the kitchen floor.
After he drinks the sixpack, he steps on something wet and foul smelling on the kitchen floor.
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To his amazement he finds a dead cat on the floor covered in Ketchup....
ROFL
ROFL
And thinks to himself; "...boy I must have been trashed last night"
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Then the doorbell rings, he screams "Oh !@&$^ its the cops!
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Then he feels hungry , as he glances down at the dead cat.
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Then he feels hungry , as he glances down at the dead cat.
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Then he feels hungry , as he glances down at the dead cat.
So being hungry, he of course eats the telephone before looking towards the door again to see who might be there.
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But the Cops club him in the back of the head and arrest him for Cruelty to animals.
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He gets a ***** from being struck.
And he's toted off to the county jail, where some large black man winks at him with a wide grin.
...........this is headed in a really....disturbing direction.
Edited, Sat Dec 18 03:05:38 2004 by Ivven
...........this is headed in a really....disturbing direction.
Edited, Sat Dec 18 03:05:38 2004 by Ivven
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He smiles back :)
I dont like where this is going...
I dont like where this is going...
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He then stands up, walks over the the man, and kicks him in the nuts.
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To his amazement the guy has none.
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He then gets ready for pain.
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To his amazment he now has none, and the big black man has a new pair.
Yup this is gonna be bad
Yup this is gonna be bad
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He can over hear the guards shouting about something, as he doubles over in pain.
Suddenly, the ghost of the dead cat flies in through the cell bars and burns everyone to death with his supernatural powers of the undead granted by Satan when he went to cathell because he ate some old lady's bird.
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Then he realizes he has to lay off all the drugs.
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Then the man was still alive as he farts really loud.
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The fart really smells.
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He passes out while spooning the ghost of the dead cat who has supernatural powers granted to him by Satan
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Later Jay Leno, Rosie O'Donnel, and the Jepordy *** all get thrown into the jail.
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They all wake him up and offer him another six pack.
I'm so lost now....
I'm so lost now....
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