Antonia Bayle VS Firiona VieFollow

If for some odd reason, Antonia Bayle goes back in time and faces off with Firiona Vie in her prime, who do you think would win an all out catfight?

If any creative fiction writers out there want to write up a play-by-play, have at it. :)

Edited, Wed Dec 15 22:26:09 2004 by Buffaholic

Firiona Vie old school victory. Ah, back in the day.

Antonia Bayle begins to cast Ray of Sunshine.
Fironia Vie begins to cast Telvurn's Shield of Sun Blocking.
Antonia Bayle casts Ray of Sunshine.
Fironia Vie recievs massive sunburn.
Fironia Vie tries to cast but it hurts so bad for 9000 damage.
Fironia Vie falls to the ground.

Edited, Thu Dec 16 03:28:27 2004 by LORDoftheFACTS

I don't care who would win. But it would be nice to watch them fight. We should add some mud, it's the only way for two hot women to fight properly :-)

Atonia Bayle = hot cartoon

Antonia Bayle reaches out and grabs a handful of Firiona Vie's hair and slams her head into the blow up pool of baby oil.....the catfight insues with both women rolling around in the baby oil....bodies glisting with as the light reflects of their muscle toned backs....grunting and moaning can be heard from miles around as dwarfs, elves and humans alike rush to the commotion....The to great woman thrash around.....ok I have to stop.

Just for Lokim, and I quote:

"Ladies, ladies.. this is all wrong...
at least have the common decency to oil up."

Kudo's to whoever knows where that quote came from. :-P

seriously I dunno who would win that fight.. but you ever see a battle between two mages? 0_o.. I'd strongly advise distance and a very high grade looking glass cause the area for several yards around them is going to be toast. O_O

nope.. neither Animal house, nor PSU.. ^_~

heheh nope.. I'll give a hit:

think roughly mid 80's (so you have the right time span) but it wasn't a movie.. it was a TV sit-com.

oh duh! it was one of my first choices but I went with a movie.

Bud from Married with Children...

got it this time?

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Edited, Thu Dec 16 16:04:59 2004 by Jute

Several yards? maybe a few miles. The last time mages of this caliber duked it out, the Vah Shir homeland got uprooted from Norrath and ended up on the moon. Leaving a humongous hole in the Erudin region.

good point..

O_O

edit: as for my quote:

John Laroquette (dunno if I spelled that right) in the role of "Dan Fielding" in the sit-com Night Court.

Edited, Thu Dec 16 16:51:18 2004 by Iaini

Lmao I couldnt resist......is always my favorite female catfight senario....that and pudding.....and milk....and....geezus here I go again