***** kregnogFollow

I recently did a quest called helping out dumb-*** Kregnog the troll, or something like that. Kregnog Legbreaker walks around in the commonlands right by the enterance of nek. and talks to himself about how stupid he is and how much he likes to eat stuff. When I reached a certain levl (25-26ish) Kregnog began to ramble on and on about how he needs my help to help him not look so stupid.

Now I don't give a rat's *** how stupid Kregnog looks and really don't think there is anything I, or anyone else for that matter can do to compensate for his lack of grey matter. Then he offers me his shiny. Well, who doesn't like things that are shiny? I accept his quest to bring him the head of a nightfall shamman.

I met up with some friends and we decide to go after the nightfall clan and hunt down and kill this shamman. After hours of hunting and wonderfull violent giant slaying we see this shamman. I have to admit he was a litte harder than I expected but we defeated him and later that night I took his head back to Kregnog. If you have ever carried a giant head thru the nektulos forest you know that it is no easy task.

My groupmates were eager to get back to killing things and taking their stuff but I jumped over to the commonlands real quick to get rid of the damn head and claim my shiny. I have to admit that I was not really paying attention to what **** for brains was saying when I brought him the head and was eager to get my reward and go back to wonderful killing. He gave me his axe, which I'll probablly just sell to some other stupid troll, and I was eager to be on my way. I must have said something that got the big lug upset, and before I knew it Kregnog had thoroughly handed me my ***. I woke up in a tent in the commonlands and Kregnog, genius that he is , had forgotten to take back the axe.

So to Kregnog, Your days are numbered! I will return tonight with friends (mainly someone to take the beating for me and someone to heal him while I blast your *** to pieces) Thanks for the axe, and see ya tonight dip ****.

Edited, Thu Dec 9 13:23:03 2004 by jakstrw

Edited, Thu Dec 9 13:25:06 2004 by jakstrw