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A little something to make you laugh..... If Antonia and Lucan were married.....Easily offended stop reading now!



Nick the Dragon Slayer had a long-standing obsession to nuzzle the beautiful Queen Antonia Bayle's voluptuous breasts, but he knew the penalty for this would be death. One day he revealed his secret desire to his colleague, Horatio the Physician, who was Lucan's chief doctor. Horatio the Physician exclaimed that he could arrange for Nick the Dragon Slayer to satisfy his desire, but it would cost him 1,000 gold coins to arrange it. Without a pause, Nick the Dragon Slayer readily agreed to the scheme.

The next day, Horatio the Physician made a batch of itching powder and poured a little bit into the Antonia's brassiere while she bathed. Soon after she dressed, the itching commenced and grew intense.

Upon being summoned to the Royal Chambers to address this incident, Horatio the Physician informed the Lucan and Antonia that only a special saliva, if applied for four hours, would cure this type of itch, and that tests had shown that only the saliva of Nick the Dragon Slayer would work as the antidote to cure the itch. The King quickly summoned Nick the Dragon Slayer.

Horatio the Physician then slipped Nick the Dragon Slayer the antidote for the itching powder, which he quickly put into his mouth, and for the next four hours, Nick worked passionately on the Queen's voluptuous and magnificent breasts. Antonia's itching was eventually relieved, and
Nick the Dragon Slayer left satisfied and touted as a hero.

Upon returning to his chamber, Nick the Dragon Slayer found Horatio the Physician demanding his payment of 1,000 gold coins. With his obsession now satisfied, Nick the Dragon Slayer couldn't have cared less and, knowing that Horatio the Physician could never report this matter to Lucan, shooed him away with no payment made.

The next day, Horatio the Physician slipped a massive dose of the same itching powder into the Lucan D’Lere's loincloth. The King immediately summoned Nick the Dragon Slayer.....

And The MORAL OF THE STORY is ~

REMEMBER TO TREAT YOUR HEALERS WELL!


I don't think Blue Cross covers this



I know the history is a little off and Antonia and Lucan aren't married --- don't flame me for that.

Thought some people might get a laugh.

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I guess i was one of the few who thought this was funny.

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RATE UP! hehehehehehehehehehehe, muahahahahahahahaha, ho, ho, ho... ok, i'll stop now.