Items Retainer: Assets
Equipment Retainer: Dos Equis
Assets is not a witty play on my retainer's looks, but ratehr her purpose (she is a Lalafell). I used to have one called B of A, but without the spaces, it just spells Bofa, and that sounds like a horrid name.
Dos Equis is what I imagine the mob's eyes turn into when I kill them: X.X I'm not a fan of the beer, but i love the name.
@Catwho:
Best part is I'm on Balmung, so if you find their names to be witty/clever, please keep an eye out!
On the flip side, I see many names that refer to slavery in some fashion, usually tastelessly referencing race, and though they sometimes the lowest, I avoid them at all costs.