After reading "The Game dumbed down" and seeing a few people posting some of the silly/dumb things they did when they first started playing, I thought I would just make a thread for that subject.
I remember when I first started playing, I "rolled" a high elf wizard in Felwithe. I remember during the daytime (in game) it was ok, I could see just fine, but when night fell, I couldnt see anything. It was ok when I got jumped by mobs, because I could see them, since they sorta glowed, but running anywhere was an adventure in itself. I figured this was normal, but was wondering what the heck they were talking about when they said that HE's got infravision, since it didnt seem so to me. Then after two months of this, I made a remark to a RL friend about it, and after Laughing till he cried, he told me to adjust the brightness on my monitor, and the Gamma setting.
A while later, I am hunting in LOIO, and using the snare and shoot method on my ranger, after having decided that a wizard was not my cup of tea. When I got adds or a resist, I would run away, and if I got hit, I would use target myself, heal, then retarget the mob running after me to snare it. If it was really going badly, I would try for a root instead of a snare. Imagine my horrow when I forgot to retarget the mob, and would instead root myself. I absolutely hated running the lag intensive stretch of river with all the stupid spiders in FV to get my corpse.
After several deaths, I finally changed my attack key to "Z". Who knew trying to talk to NPC's could be so hazardous.
In Qeynos, one day, I got a request for a SoW. I said sure, hit the spell gem with the boot on it, and immediately got killed by the nearby guards for attempting to snare the guy.
That little pool of blood in the Crushbone Castle has drowned me numerous times. So has the ditches there.