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how come there are no toilets in norrath?
albertbryan wrote:
how come there are no toilets in norrath?
You know, in EQ, there are vampires, skeletons, wearwolves, zombies, demons, and all sorts of vile, evil, and disgusting creatures. Along with these, there are wretched places where such audacities come together: Kurn's Tower, the Demi-Plane of Blood, Plane of Torment, Field of Bone.. but, by far, the worst of them all: the Troll/Ogre public bathrooms.
"Ample" is a way the.. horizontally gifted.. often will refer to themselves in personal ads. Its to say its larger, either by fat or strength. An ample ape would just be a bigger ape, sort of like the burly gnolls of Blacksburrow. ("Burly" being a way of saying "buff", "strong".)
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I would use one of those paper seat covers for sure!
Edited, Sat Mar 25 11:23:22 2006 by Kelti
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Kelti wrote:
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I would use one of those paper seat covers for sure!
Edited, Sat Mar 25 11:23:22 2006 by Kelti
A paper seat cover is not enough....need lev and resist disease!
Hmmm thats a good one / 5 fingers per hand and only able to have 1 ring per hand... Maybe sony should make extra finger slots in one of their upcoming expansions..P
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You can turn on invis or camo and run thru all the mobs but your pet is still visible but doesn't get attacked.
ReofblMobile wrote:
horizontally gifted..
Always preffered "gravitationally enhanced" myself.
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Odzmye the Venerable wrote:
If humans and elves make half elves, what other races can mix? What would an ogre and a froglok make - an Oglok? 
No..it would be a Frogre
1) Enchanters can by illusion spells, be any race and/or some mobs in Norrath ( setting aside shrouds), how come they cannot have the illusion Spell:Transgender ? So a high elf male enchanter named Bob can become a lovely female enchantress named Bob?
2)Hows come in POK, the portal stones to Rathe MTNS, Arena, and Gunthak ( perhaps a few others ) as well as the entrance to guild lobby and bazzar are all wheel chair-accessable? Yet I have yet to see a 70 wiz in a rascal Scooter.......
3)How come in Gulf of Gunthak there are "escaped Drogmors"..is there not some "Drogmor Herder" out there looking for them? Is there not a clinic for those "diseased drogmors" to go to?
4) When you loot " a torn limb" do you laugh, cry, or feel sorry for the last person to meet up with that mob?
5) HOw come when you are actually looking for a certain item for a quest, it takes hours and days to find said item. But, the next time you in zone, they drop like wildfire? ( i was in Gunthak and Dulaks helping a friend level, the deepwater emblem {for cleric temp} dropped a billion times. Yet the next night when i went there to help my g/f find the emblem for her cleric, it took 6 hours to find one.)
2)Hows come in POK, the portal stones to Rathe MTNS, Arena, and Gunthak ( perhaps a few others ) as well as the entrance to guild lobby and bazzar are all wheel chair-accessable? Yet I have yet to see a 70 wiz in a rascal Scooter.......
3)How come in Gulf of Gunthak there are "escaped Drogmors"..is there not some "Drogmor Herder" out there looking for them? Is there not a clinic for those "diseased drogmors" to go to?
4) When you loot " a torn limb" do you laugh, cry, or feel sorry for the last person to meet up with that mob?
5) HOw come when you are actually looking for a certain item for a quest, it takes hours and days to find said item. But, the next time you in zone, they drop like wildfire? ( i was in Gunthak and Dulaks helping a friend level, the deepwater emblem {for cleric temp} dropped a billion times. Yet the next night when i went there to help my g/f find the emblem for her cleric, it took 6 hours to find one.)
As a barbarian BSTie, I have always wondered why I have to cast Spirit of Wolf on my...well...wolf.
-Blackfive 85 BST of Terris-Thule (Prexus) Hand of Ka
If I tell you a mosquito can pull a plow, don't ask "how?"....HITCH HIM UP!
If I tell you a mosquito can pull a plow, don't ask "how?"....HITCH HIM UP!
how come you don't need to wash your gear? also, why don't people bathe in norrath??
Re ogre/troll privies, we dont use paper, we use halfing skins. Halfling can be alive or dead.
People dont bath in Norrath as they have not yet found a way to charge plat for the service, what with a free hot tub in the guild hall and all the other bodies of water you can find yourself in.
People dont bath in Norrath as they have not yet found a way to charge plat for the service, what with a free hot tub in the guild hall and all the other bodies of water you can find yourself in.
come to think of it, i think soap would sell well in norrath. maybe 100pp per piece
albertbryan wrote:
come to think of it, i think soap would sell well in norrath. maybe 100pp per piece
Well, it's been tried, but the nasty soap ring left in the healing pool in guild hall required the creation of Anizok's Ajax Tile Cleaner. Combine trivs in the 300's, so we've banned it from our guild hall. Followed quickly after they banned my wolf from, well, relieving himself in the pool.
-Blackfive 85 BST of Terris-Thule (Prexus) Hand of Ka
If I tell you a mosquito can pull a plow, don't ask "how?"....HITCH HIM UP!
If I tell you a mosquito can pull a plow, don't ask "how?"....HITCH HIM UP!
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it's out there!
About only being able to wear one ring on each hand...
In Dungeons and Dragons (most rpgs are based at least in part on D&D) if you have more than one magic ring on one hand, they cancel each other out. But, oddly, you can wear a gauntlet, bracelet, and ring all on one hand and they will all work perfectly. Hmm....
In Dungeons and Dragons (most rpgs are based at least in part on D&D) if you have more than one magic ring on one hand, they cancel each other out. But, oddly, you can wear a gauntlet, bracelet, and ring all on one hand and they will all work perfectly. Hmm....
Doesn't the NPC ever go to sleep? They are up 24/7 for days and even weeks without a nap.
Don't we ever need sleep? The toon can stay up for days and even weeks without sleeping.
Why is it that the gnomes are advanced enough to port you across sea to other contenient but they can't fix the ships? =)
No wild weather? Rain and snow but no wind that tosses you around, no storm, no tornado (except for one in PoStorm) and nothing else? No flood or drought?
How long do th etoon really live? If an average player has played full time since EQ came out, their toon could be hitting 200 Norrathian years old.
Don't we ever need sleep? The toon can stay up for days and even weeks without sleeping.
Why is it that the gnomes are advanced enough to port you across sea to other contenient but they can't fix the ships? =)
No wild weather? Rain and snow but no wind that tosses you around, no storm, no tornado (except for one in PoStorm) and nothing else? No flood or drought?
How long do th etoon really live? If an average player has played full time since EQ came out, their toon could be hitting 200 Norrathian years old.
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OMG! there is soap. too bad you have to level 70s to get it. you'd think sony would make it available at level 1 .....
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OMG! there is soap. too bad you have to level 70s to get it. you'd think sony would make it available at level 1 .....
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What is the relationship between Amile Pitt and Dogle Pitt in POK? A human and gnome mixed marriage, perhaps?
techlemist wrote:
What is the relationship between Amile Pitt and Dogle Pitt in POK? A human and gnome mixed marriage, perhaps?
Unless I am mistaken, I recall reading somewhere that they are father/daughter...unless im thinking of someone else.
why do hero sandwiches have 'hero parts'? ugh!
Why do drogmors sound like horses when they run and when you dismount?
Why do mounts still make the same sound of runing when you have levitation on and their feet arn't touching the ground, or are over water?
Why is it the more you need invis, the more likely it will fail at the worst time, like right after the point of no return when crossing a group of "red" mobs?
Why isn't there a banker (or 2) in the Guild Lobby? How many times have you zoned in and realized you forgot plat? Seems like a perfect place for a bank branch.
RoboBoars are obviously gnome made, yet there is no known tinkering recipe to make one?
Why do mounts still make the same sound of runing when you have levitation on and their feet arn't touching the ground, or are over water?
Why is it the more you need invis, the more likely it will fail at the worst time, like right after the point of no return when crossing a group of "red" mobs?
Why isn't there a banker (or 2) in the Guild Lobby? How many times have you zoned in and realized you forgot plat? Seems like a perfect place for a bank branch.
RoboBoars are obviously gnome made, yet there is no known tinkering recipe to make one?
Meadros wrote:
The vendors sell bottles of milk, yet there are no cows. hmmmmm
They never said it was Cow's milk. There are alot of elephants and Rhino's running around.
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