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#27 Mar 13 2006 at 8:01 AM Rating: Decent
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how come i don't have any dress robes?
#28 Mar 13 2006 at 9:53 AM Rating: Decent
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Why does the HUGE library in the Plane of Knowledge have no books to read.

I want my library card damnit!!
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#29 Mar 13 2006 at 10:00 AM Rating: Decent
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Elinda wrote:
Why does the HUGE library in the Plane of Knowledge have no books to read.
There is a book in the library to pick up. You cannot read it, though... Smiley: lol
#30 Mar 13 2006 at 10:14 AM Rating: Decent
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Elinda wrote:
Why does the HUGE library in the Plane of Knowledge have no books to read.
There is a book in the library to pick up. You cannot read it, though... Smiley: lol
Haha, I never knew about that one. There are a couple others there also I believe... and of course tomes.

I remember when I finally got the Luclin expansion and was able to go to Pok. I went straight to that big ol' library expecting to be able to indulge in tales of good vs. evil and to research Norrath's secrets. I was a bit disappointed when I learned all those shelves of books were simply wall paper.

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#31 Mar 13 2006 at 12:13 PM Rating: Decent
Why does copying a spell to your spell book consume it? Why can't you simply copy spell scrolls?

Why does copying from research components consume them? Do you get so aggrivated after researching them that you rip them up afterwards?
#32 Mar 13 2006 at 9:21 PM Rating: Decent
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in real life, can you really meditate in a middle of a fierce fight?
#33 Mar 13 2006 at 10:43 PM Rating: Default
What is it about warriors that makes mobs so angry at them? Do they know the finger in 100 different languages?
#34 Mar 13 2006 at 11:02 PM Rating: Decent
Why do ogre's wear fishnet armor? Couldn't they kill a bigger mob? Or lost some weight? Just a thought.

Or did I miss this fashion trend?
#35 Mar 14 2006 at 1:03 AM Rating: Decent
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how come POK is not littered with animal crap with all the mounts???
#36 Mar 14 2006 at 2:38 AM Rating: Decent
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When you follow someone, who doesn't fall in lava, why do you fall in lava, or off a cliff, or get stuck in a doorway?

that's easy, you're running with your eyes closed, following their scent. isnt that hard with the fact that no one ever bathes!

which brings up another question... why dont people ever wash their armor? i mean.. if it cost a warrior 15000 platinum pieces to buy a breastplate, you figure (s)he would wash it!
#37 Mar 14 2006 at 2:54 AM Rating: Decent
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Why does somebody have to consent you to drag his corpse?
Why can you drag player corpses, but not mob corpses?
#38 Mar 14 2006 at 4:01 AM Rating: Decent
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how come cities have inns that nobody sleeps in?
#39 Mar 15 2006 at 12:23 AM Rating: Decent
1) how can they make a bridge 5 feet above a blazing river of lava and not have it melt from the exaust the lave puts up

2) how come you can only stay underwater for 30 seconds but a wyvern can stay under for hours on end

3) how can a warrior not have any magical abilities yet a little pebble you pick up off the ground can magically make it so you character gets a internal brain ingjurie to NOT pick up another

4) how can a mushroom with feet and legs magically summon you to his side

5) how can a race of midgets engineer an army of steam run robots yet norrath cant figure out the schematics for flush toilets?

6) someone tell me how to put my sister under a deep mezmirization with a flute

7) how can a little puma slaughter a group of 6 men?

8) how can a monster take 20000 arrows till the face and still live... and still have no cuts , bruzes , or any mark anywhere on his body.

9) since erudites start off with 140 intelligence.. why arnt they the advanced dominating race of norrath?

10) why cant you bake / boil soup over a dead pyrillien?
#40 Mar 15 2006 at 1:33 AM Rating: Decent
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how come cities have inns that nobody sleeps in?


When I was a young ranger of about lvl 5, I was wandering around Qeynos, and stumbled into a room. In the room sittin on the bed was a very cute (to my young eyes) dark elf chick, and a great big barbarian lookin fella. I was really embarressed. i was so busy apologising for the interuption that i couldn't find the door back out...
I felt like such a prat, Im sure i was blushing....

I still like to go and camp in an empty bedroom in an inn if I'm near one.
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#41 Mar 15 2006 at 7:24 AM Rating: Decent
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do you suppose the milk comes from Drogmar?
#42 Mar 15 2006 at 7:37 AM Rating: Decent
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How can a Skunk in PoM hit for 200HP and a Hill Giant only hits for 100?
#43 Mar 15 2006 at 10:16 AM Rating: Decent
Why is a chaotic jester considered a benefit....mobs can poison me easy enough without my own jester doing it!

Why if I am stuck in the terrain a mob can kill me, but if a mob is stuck in the terrain I can't touch it?

I wonder if skelly pets get depressed when they are sent in to kill skellys?

Why do invis potions fizzle immediately after casting? Did they get mixed wrong or what??

What is behind the doors in the guild halls?????

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#44 Mar 16 2006 at 1:20 PM Rating: Decent
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Why is it called the Plane of Inovation when everything there is old and broken down looking? Wouldn't an innovation be something new?

#45 Mar 17 2006 at 5:06 AM Rating: Decent
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I wonder how every NPC on Norrath knows my religion just by looking at me.

#46 Mar 17 2006 at 5:44 AM Rating: Decent
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in real life, would your enemies stand around and wait to be pulled?
#47 Mar 17 2006 at 7:33 AM Rating: Decent
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How come mobs drop down from the skies and take no falling damage?
#48 Mar 18 2006 at 9:03 PM Rating: Decent
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if cyclopses have no pockets, where do they keep the gems they drop? =P
#49 Mar 19 2006 at 6:02 PM Rating: Decent
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If humans and elves make half elves, what other races can mix? What would an ogre and a froglok make - an Oglok? Smiley: yikes
#50 Mar 20 2006 at 12:35 AM Rating: Decent
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what exactly is an ample ape? it looks just like a regular ape to me.
#51 Mar 20 2006 at 10:09 AM Rating: Decent
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chitum wrote:
Still don't get how snakes can kick.



There wa a GM in PoK last night on Bert having a story time (he told the history of Norrath). Afterwards he let us ask questions. I had to ask how snakes can kick. His answer was kinda funny. "Snakes were created by Bristlebane, he thought it would be funny to give snakes an invisible leg to kick people with."

I just had to share this with the group!
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