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#27 Jan 29 2006 at 7:09 PM Rating: Decent
Gondor has no king..........Gondor need no king
#28 Jan 29 2006 at 9:53 PM Rating: Decent
King Xorbb, all the way.

Give me a Stalinist dictatorship anyday.
#29 Jan 29 2006 at 11:12 PM Rating: Decent
Kenton voted for none other than Raja Kerrath. But my wizard Koada`Doa. My other chars voted for no king since you dis not list them. They all want to kill (or shall i say crush) Emperor crush (Fenton tries to remember how many times crush has killed him). Doh noticed my gnome would have voted for Ak'anon.

Edited, Sun Jan 29 23:14:42 2006 by Aenton

Edited, Sun Jan 29 23:15:47 2006 by Aenton
#30 Jan 29 2006 at 11:29 PM Rating: Decent
Hmmm where is the High Elf King?
#31 Jan 29 2006 at 11:55 PM Rating: Good
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Look! If I went around claiming I was king just because some watery tart lobbed a scimitar at me, they'd lock me away!


hahahaha
Monty Python > all

except dorfs

Edited, Sun Jan 29 23:57:02 2006 by Bikamar
#32 Jan 30 2006 at 8:18 AM Rating: Decent
Definitely has to be King Raja. Who wouldn't want to be led by a big furry man-pussycat like that?

Edited, Mon Jan 30 08:19:36 2006 by solaryn
#33 Jan 30 2006 at 9:00 AM Rating: Decent
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Strange women lying in ponds, distributing swords, is no basis for a system of government. Supreme executive power is derived from a mandate from the masses, not from some farcical acquatic ceremony.

All hail King Xorbb.
#34 Jan 30 2006 at 11:30 AM Rating: Good
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Most of these so-called royalty are corrupt in one way or another. I would follow none of them. All they want is power.

Ak Anon? King is a bloody clockwork for cripes sake.

Bathezid? Sarnaks? Please, I only buddied up to them for the ring.
They are an abomination, really...

Stormhammer? Consumed with eradicating the native Giants after they 'found' their way to Velious.

Naythox? Wants to kill his partner the queen in a power grab.

Kerrath? He can't tell Vah Shir from Wood Elves as he grants citizenship to everyone. I think he needs glasses.

Tormax? Total ingrate. I kill all his enemies and he still scowls at me.

Tranix? Well there is no getting close to this guy...

Xorbb? Never saw him. His minions suck though, always trying to charm you and beat up your friends.

At least the Mayor has fun parties...
#35 Jan 30 2006 at 2:37 PM Rating: Decent
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Tearis is a non-showing up stumblebum.

And most of my characters are 50% or more elven.
#36 Jan 31 2006 at 10:55 AM Rating: Decent
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Look! If I went around claiming I was king just because some watery tart lobbed a scimitar at me, they'd lock me away!


Oh MAN! I'm so glad you remembered to put this in! HA!
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#37 Feb 01 2006 at 4:56 AM Rating: Default
Seriously, though.. f the monarchy (unless its me in the throne, heh)

The very fact that you have a choice in the matter makes you want to vote for Gubbin. Hes the kinda guy you want to buy a drink. Kazon would probably order ya to
#38 Feb 02 2006 at 10:31 PM Rating: Decent
King Xorbb. I sadly wasted 150+ hours trying to spawn the big eyeball. At least if he was my king I could bow to him... then betray him with a nice sword in the pupil!

May the Muddites rise in revolution.
#39 Feb 06 2006 at 4:29 AM Rating: Default
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HEY why dont woodelves have a king or queen?




Because woodies as a race are more mature and responsible so they don't need leadership as much as the less mature races(ex--ogres LOL). Either that or they still greatly cherish their deceased queen(Galadriel) and could never replace her in their hearts(*sniff*)....

Edited, Mon Feb 6 04:39:16 2006 by Gindorn
#40 Feb 06 2006 at 7:00 PM Rating: Decent
cuz they all are queens?

Ok Ok Im just kidding....

Atomic
#41 Feb 08 2006 at 8:55 PM Rating: Excellent
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Mayor Gubbin FTW...

He is the best, I mean cmon

Akanon - Somehow there is a resistance in the DEEP within the city (cmon, bring out robocop already)

Antonius - cant kill friggen gnolls (nice border control tho - slain fippy 10200232333), also evil peeps take over sewers

Lucan - No sewer maitenence

Thex - Your main center looks like the red light district (plus i got to your nobles with ease and massacred them in the 3rd gate)

Kazon - bad but has good points. No one cleans the bat poo off the streets, his minions get drunk and puke all over qeynos, and forbades women to shave, and hates the worker (only one profession, mining). Good points are - he helps the worker some, they all got good mining picks.

Kitty Raja - Easy assasin target, just roll a ball yarn off the cliff (meow!!! WOOOoooooo... Splat, Meeeeeorith)

Xxorb - Got the charm most others don't, can mez you with his speaches, but show some decency, that strand behind him isn't his optic nerve!

Tranix - 1. Hes just a middle man, 2. No women, 3. Bad construction (can barely fit through the doors), 4. Bad eco (cmon everyone has liek 5 plat)

Gubbin would seriously be the best, I meen, no corruption, crime rate low (in its entire history only one case of murder, and a strange reaccurence of fruit theft), seperation between church and state, great farmland, free foot hair care, he can always beet ya in a drinkin contest, and good homeland security against the gobbies. Mr. Gubbin is the best leader!!!

Edited, Wed Feb 8 20:56:56 2006 by Helpnot
#42 Feb 12 2006 at 12:07 PM Rating: Good
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Maktub wrote:
HEY why dont woodelves have a king or queen?
Because we're an Anarcho-Syndicalist Collective
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#43 Feb 01 2007 at 10:53 PM Rating: Decent
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What about Lord Nagafen?!?!? That guy just banishes farmers. He is amazing (I wish i had the banish farmer spell).
#44 Feb 02 2007 at 12:50 PM Rating: Excellent
Wood elves dont need a king/queen because they can all just pop in and say hello to Tunare and her little bear in Plane of Growth any time they want.

Wave hello to all the dancing unicorns and happy animals prancing through the woods as they pass by the friendly roaming trees and fluttering sprites next to the mushroom homes of the little pixie guys and the talking totem poles. Its almost sickening! hehe.
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