What I think EQII's Story isFollow

This is a post I made in EQII's forum. Unfourtanetly nobody posts there and so I've simply moved this here as to better hopes if someone can tell me if this is true. Don't mind the questions unless you know em.








Alright so I was thinking about making a story about this lore. So baisicly I wanted to make Alkabor like Miragual almost learn the secret of imortality. So he goes off to Miraguals lair which is preety much looted and all. He takes 4 adventurers (They're not important except for one) So he goes off shakes hsi head as he finds nothing and finnaly gets to the bottom and it's a dead end. So then he searches the area and realizes it's a huge gate but he can't move it with his magic. Then instead he realizes it's a magic portal that only can be solved by answering a riddle (Lol ripping off LoTR) and the riddle is "If you say my name I won't exist anymore" the answer is silence. Alkabor and the four guys continue until he finds a table with a pendant on the floor nearby. Alkabor is about to pick it up until a zombie comes out of nowhere and the adventurers kill it quickly. Alkabor hears a screach and suddenly the whole lair begins to collapse and Alkabor quickly grabs the pendant and the adventurers go to the gate and say the answer again ad Alkabor follows them too late for gating. Alkabor is picked up by a Barbarian member and he runs through and eventually is trapped along with the 3 by goblins and bubling flesh and all. Finnaly they go run off and the three are eventually killed and the barbarian ends up on a edge with a huge hole going down. Alkabor can't believe what he's seeing and suddenly the voice of Miragual shouts "I am the most powerfull sorceror!" and then after that he demonstrates his power by sending a basic spell down the hole and making it explode extremely. Alkabor smiles and then throws the pendant in the hole and finnaly summons his best magic and throws it down and destroys the pendant. Suddenly the spirit is released and Miragual appears and then looks at Alkabor and realizes it's his son as he recognizes the spell to be the made from the only woman he loved and killed. He then joins with Alkabor by spirit and the barbarian finnaly kicks a goblin away and throws a gnomish flash bomb and Alkabor grabs the Barbarian and gates away with him.


So then after that Alkabor realizes how much power and knowledge he recieved and Alkabor smilled and payed the Barbarian hansomely and asked him to become his body guard. Suddenly as he falls asleep in a inn in Feeport's commonland he recieves a message from Trakanon about how he has to find the fourth one. Then he shows him a immage of a 17 year old kid and tells him he could find him in the commonland.

Meanwhile the god of war plots to kill this kid because if not he'll lose.

So well he goes there and I guess it's like ripping off Star Wars but he saves him from orcs and then takes him home. The parents thank hima nd Alkabor talks about it and the dad thinks it's BS and tells him to go away. Alkabor sighs and sleeps. Suddenly in the morning a group of 40 orcs attack and the parents are killed and the barbarian manages to get them out of there and the 3 are on the roof. Suddenly Tallon Zek comes out and smiles as he tries to kill them. Alkabor holds them as the barbarian takes them to Freeport. Then Alkabor kicks some azz. At Freeport the boy joins them and the two begin to teach him.... bah I'm so bored bye bye.

No one cared enough to post about it in the EQ2 forums, so you decided to try your luck in the EQ1 forums? Is that correct?

No comment !!!

Naw, he used to ride the "little" bus.

ASDILHB!

hahahahaha that might have simply been the funniest thing I have ever tried to read in my life. No joke I am in tears, wow.
truly funny stuff. I just hope whoever wrote that is above the age of 9.