LOL @ Samatman
Reminds me of two great quotes:
Robin Williams:
"Ah -
Divorce - from the Latin "Divorcare" - meaning to rip out a man's ********* through his wallet"
and
Steven Segal walked from the courtroom after his divorce hearing, with his girlfriend by his side. A journalist looked at the girlfriend and said
"So Mr Segal. Will you be remarrying now?"
"No" says Segal "I'm just gonna find a woman I can't stand the sight of, and buy her a house"
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"I started out with nothin' and I still got most of it left" - Seasick Steve