Granted they can be informative. They can be entertaining. But more and more I am finding people in game who, in their attempt to become better players, read alot of message boards and come away with certain "truths" that they only partly understand.
Examples:
- Don't spam taunt. Now, the way taunt works if what you are doing is attempting to hold agro, yes, spamming taunt isn't really going to help and if it's greyed out from clicking in a tough fight and the wizard gains agro, having to wait for it to refresh may result in the wizzies death. BUT: If you don't "spam" it before 50, it won't max. Hitting it once every other fight when it is needed is NOT going to max it. If it's not maxed, you may as well just /shout insults at the mobs for all the good it's going to do. If you have a taunt button spam that mother until you max it (lvl*5). Especially below 20, the mobs don't hit very hard, you can get hit. If someone complains, tell them I said they suck. Which brings me to...
- Rangers can't tank. Or any variation of anything but warriors or knights getting hit. The problem is you NEED to get hit. Alot. Your AC is based both on what you wear and your defense skill. Your cleric could be wearing 100k in bazaar bought plate, but with a defense of 7 you're going to be hearing that "crunch" noise alot when you get agro. The longer you put it off, the worse its going to get. The mobs will hit harder which makes it more difficult to get your defense skill raised... and the lower it is the harder you get hit... etc etc etc. Give me a cleric who can take a couple smacks if he gets agro over one who has laboriously spent 55 levels perfecting agro control so he never gets hit and now has an AC of 250 at 55. And don't think int casters can get away with no defense skill. If your PC group doesn't want you to get hit ever, tell them I said they suck.
- Clerics should sit and med if not healing. Clerics have a whole line of undead nukes that aren't half bad plus stuns and other utility spells. Had a slaughter LDoN a few weeks ago, we were down to about 2 mins with 2 mobs to go. Pulled one, undead, said "Don't worry about healing, burn this sucker down, I'll live we need to finish!".
A cleric_01 casts a spell, but fizzles!
A cleric_01 casts a spell, but fizzles!
A cleric_01 casts a spell, but fizzles!
A cleric_01 casts a spell, but fizzles!
A cleric_01 casts a spell, but fizzles!
A cleric_01 tells the group "OOM"
You have more skills than just alteration/abjuration. Get that evocation skill up. You have a shield and bash skill. Bash can interupt mobs. That healer mob that has CH itself twice? If tanks are ok on health, smack that sucker with your shield! Cast that stun when it starts casting! You have a mace, swing it! Once you get Yaulp 6 you can actually fight and med at once! If your group complains that you cast a nuke, tell them I said they suck.
- Barrels/Hollow tree/Boxes/Bitten Victims/Whatever are little packages of instant death put in LDoN's by SoE to punish the curious. Christ the way some people freak if you even mention opening/smacking one.
"Oooo... chest! Lets see"
"OMFG Don't touch it!"
"What? I have unlock/untrap and remove curse, let's see..."
"NONONO! Don't touch it! My brothers cousin's nephew opened one once and it summoned Veeshan and killed their group and then logged on their other characters and killed them then gave them a virus and made the cat puke on his keyboard! Don't touch them!"
"Uh... ok... we'll wait till the adventure is over I guess"
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"Ok, we won, gonna open these..."
"WAIT WAIT LEMME ZONE OUT!"
"...."
"Ok, I'm out"
<Fiddles around with chest> "Cool, +5 str aug"
"Ok, let's roll on it!"
"..."
The chests can have cool stuff. If your group is pressed for time to complete, ok, wait till it's over. The hollow trees/bitten victime/creaking chests CAN spawn 3 dinky mobs, yes, but you can also get group healed, mana restored or a chanter-type pet for the tank or just flat out exp. Don't attack them during a pull, but geez people don't treat them like anti-personel mines either. If you want to open a barrel and the cleric goes drama-queen, tell him I said he sucks.
Anything to add?