just wanted to share these jokes some1 told me. i got nothing against rangers but i really lmao when i heard them. post if u know any.
it goes something like this:
first there is a party in the local eq bar. all clases alredy partying but the ranger that despite having sow is last one to get there. s/he enters the bar................LOADING, PLEASE WAIT. returning to home point.
why did the ranger cross the street?..........to avoid aggro from the chicken.
this guy only said ranger jokes, so if any knows any other jokes about other clases post them and let's have a good time.
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One I told often while roleplaying on FV:
How do trolls call dwarfes in plate armor?
Canned food.
/laugh
How do trolls call dwarfes in plate armor?
Canned food.
/laugh
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Why did the cleric refuse to heal the ranger?
Answer: It was more mana efficient to rez him.
What's the difference between a ranger and a corpse?
Answer: 10 seconds of agro.
Nothing personal... I play a ranger... but these are classics hehe!
Answer: It was more mana efficient to rez him.
What's the difference between a ranger and a corpse?
Answer: 10 seconds of agro.
Nothing personal... I play a ranger... but these are classics hehe!
ROFL
/em wipes tears from her eyes
/em wipes tears from her eyes
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Something I sometimes wonder about:
If a wood elf and a Human have a child, it's known as a Half-elf. Does that mean if a Human and a Halfling have a child it's therefore a Quarterling?
If a wood elf and a Human have a child, it's known as a Half-elf. Does that mean if a Human and a Halfling have a child it's therefore a Quarterling?
doh! you screwed the first ranger joke up!
its sposed to be told like this
a ranger walks into a bar .... LOADING, PLEASE WAIT
heres some more
Q: Why does it rain so much in the Karanas?
A: Because everytime a ranger dies, Tunare sheds a tear.
Q: How can you tell a ranger tried to break into your house??
A: Your cat is camping his corpse.
Q: Why do Rangers get some of the best haste items in the game?
A: So they can die faster.
Q: Why is ranger armor green and brown?
A: Green so they can find their corpse in the dirt and brown so they can find their corpse on the grass.
Q: What's the difference between an Orc Pawn and a Ranger?
A: An Orc Pawn doesn't get teased as much as the Ranger.
Q: What did Emperior Crush say when the 100th Ranger tried to solo him?
A: DING...!!!!!
Q: What's the difference between a Ranger and the security detail that accompanies James T Kirk on away missions?
A: Rangers don't have red shirts.
Q: What inspired Absor to come up with the Ranger class?
A: By watching Kenny in the various South Park episodes.
Q: What do you call a Ranger with over 356 days of play time?
A: Masochistic
Q: What's the only difference between Wild E Coyote and a Ranger?
A: A Ranger's death is usually not the result of items ordered from Acme.
Q: Why do Necros alway follow Rangers around?
A: There's always a body available for them to cast Wake the Dead.
Q)How many rangers does it take to change a lightbulb.
A)None, the bulb was still cooling and the damage they took from touching the barely warmed glass killed them instantly.
Q)Why do they call them rangers?
A)Because no one would play a "RezMe".
Q) Did you hear about the ranger who killed Vox?
A) He got caught in her throat on the way down and she choked to death.
Q) Why do Rangers last 30 seconds longer in Horizons?
A) They had to multiclass as as a Druid first.
Q: Why don't rangers get FD?
A: Because the fall to the ground would kill them.
Q: What do you call a Warrior with no arms and no legs?
A: I don't know, but it's better than a Ranger.
Q: How do you know when a ranger has been tanking?
A: They're ususally standing naked at their bind spot.
Q: Why is a Ranger like a cheap $20.00 *****?
A: They go DOWN on anything and everything
Q: Whats the shortest Ranger joke ever?
A: LFG.
Q: What do you call a druid that doesnt have any spells and thinks he can melee?
A: A Ranger!
Q: What is the difference between a ranger and a corpse?
A: 30 seconds of combat!
Q: What did one ranger say to the other at the soulbinder?
A: Do you come here often?
Q: Why did the Ranger cross the road ?
A: Because the chicken got him down to half a bub !
Q: What's the difference between a Ranger and Harry Potter?
A: One of them is a scrawny, 125lb weaking nerd that couldn't fight his way out of a paper bag and the other is a wizard.
Q: Why did Absor create the PoP expansion set with so many portal books?
A: To help Rangers reach their corpses faster.
Q: What name did Absor gave to forest warriors in EQ2?
A: Rangers 2.0
Q: Why do Clerics not heal Rangers?
A: It's more mana-efficient to res a ranger then to heal one.
Q: What are 3 things to ask rangers?
1. ) Ask if they need to get Aego before going in out door zones just in case it rains and they start losing HP.
2.) Ask them if they've made a "/consent" hotkey yet to save time.
3.) Ask them why they came to this raid, since there will be no need for them to eat any DT's.
Q)Did you hear about the level 65 Ranger who was really tough and was always wanted in groups?
A)-And you never will either.
Edited, Mon Mar 15 09:06:21 2004 by sickseventwenty
its sposed to be told like this
a ranger walks into a bar .... LOADING, PLEASE WAIT
heres some more
Q: Why does it rain so much in the Karanas?
A: Because everytime a ranger dies, Tunare sheds a tear.
Q: How can you tell a ranger tried to break into your house??
A: Your cat is camping his corpse.
Q: Why do Rangers get some of the best haste items in the game?
A: So they can die faster.
Q: Why is ranger armor green and brown?
A: Green so they can find their corpse in the dirt and brown so they can find their corpse on the grass.
Q: What's the difference between an Orc Pawn and a Ranger?
A: An Orc Pawn doesn't get teased as much as the Ranger.
Q: What did Emperior Crush say when the 100th Ranger tried to solo him?
A: DING...!!!!!
Q: What's the difference between a Ranger and the security detail that accompanies James T Kirk on away missions?
A: Rangers don't have red shirts.
Q: What inspired Absor to come up with the Ranger class?
A: By watching Kenny in the various South Park episodes.
Q: What do you call a Ranger with over 356 days of play time?
A: Masochistic
Q: What's the only difference between Wild E Coyote and a Ranger?
A: A Ranger's death is usually not the result of items ordered from Acme.
Q: Why do Necros alway follow Rangers around?
A: There's always a body available for them to cast Wake the Dead.
Q)How many rangers does it take to change a lightbulb.
A)None, the bulb was still cooling and the damage they took from touching the barely warmed glass killed them instantly.
Q)Why do they call them rangers?
A)Because no one would play a "RezMe".
Q) Did you hear about the ranger who killed Vox?
A) He got caught in her throat on the way down and she choked to death.
Q) Why do Rangers last 30 seconds longer in Horizons?
A) They had to multiclass as as a Druid first.
Q: Why don't rangers get FD?
A: Because the fall to the ground would kill them.
Q: What do you call a Warrior with no arms and no legs?
A: I don't know, but it's better than a Ranger.
Q: How do you know when a ranger has been tanking?
A: They're ususally standing naked at their bind spot.
Q: Why is a Ranger like a cheap $20.00 *****?
A: They go DOWN on anything and everything
Q: Whats the shortest Ranger joke ever?
A: LFG.
Q: What do you call a druid that doesnt have any spells and thinks he can melee?
A: A Ranger!
Q: What is the difference between a ranger and a corpse?
A: 30 seconds of combat!
Q: What did one ranger say to the other at the soulbinder?
A: Do you come here often?
Q: Why did the Ranger cross the road ?
A: Because the chicken got him down to half a bub !
Q: What's the difference between a Ranger and Harry Potter?
A: One of them is a scrawny, 125lb weaking nerd that couldn't fight his way out of a paper bag and the other is a wizard.
Q: Why did Absor create the PoP expansion set with so many portal books?
A: To help Rangers reach their corpses faster.
Q: What name did Absor gave to forest warriors in EQ2?
A: Rangers 2.0
Q: Why do Clerics not heal Rangers?
A: It's more mana-efficient to res a ranger then to heal one.
Q: What are 3 things to ask rangers?
1. ) Ask if they need to get Aego before going in out door zones just in case it rains and they start losing HP.
2.) Ask them if they've made a "/consent" hotkey yet to save time.
3.) Ask them why they came to this raid, since there will be no need for them to eat any DT's.
Q)Did you hear about the level 65 Ranger who was really tough and was always wanted in groups?
A)-And you never will either.
Edited, Mon Mar 15 09:06:21 2004 by sickseventwenty
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oh man some funny stuff in here. i laff so hard i got tears.
c'mon the ranger jokes are funny but where are the other class jokes?
This isn't a joke, but I think it's funny. After a long day of playing EQ I decided to get out of the house and get a snack from the store. As I was checking out the guy made a funny comment and I ACTUALLY said "Laugh Out Loud." /groan
Naughty, I am NO mathmatician by any means and I may be wrong, but wouldn't that be a three-quarterling?
Edited, Sat Mar 20 01:02:38 2004 by Adorabelle
Edited, Sat Mar 20 01:03:04 2004 by Adorabelle
Naughty, I am NO mathmatician by any means and I may be wrong, but wouldn't that be a three-quarterling?
Edited, Sat Mar 20 01:02:38 2004 by Adorabelle
Edited, Sat Mar 20 01:03:04 2004 by Adorabelle
wow,u dont know how many times i've thought about saying that. Seriously though i've almost said that to too many people. Never really said it but there are a few times it was very close to me saying it then saving myself
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Raidleader: "Incoming! Meleer's to the front, Casters drop back. Rangers....TRY to look like you are contributing!"
Scholar
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call me unorigionall, but i like this. it comes from the dwarven delving...
An Elf, a Human and a Dwarf walk into the tavern and each orders a Beer. When the three Beers arrive a fly lands in each one.
The Elf pushes the Beer away distainfully, wanting nothing to do with it.
The Human flicks out the fly and finishes the Beer in one gulp.
The Dwarf gingerly picks out the fly by its wings, gently holds it over his glass and screams "SPIT IT OUT YE *******, SPIT IT OUT!!
An Elf, a Human and a Dwarf walk into the tavern and each orders a Beer. When the three Beers arrive a fly lands in each one.
The Elf pushes the Beer away distainfully, wanting nothing to do with it.
The Human flicks out the fly and finishes the Beer in one gulp.
The Dwarf gingerly picks out the fly by its wings, gently holds it over his glass and screams "SPIT IT OUT YE *******, SPIT IT OUT!!
It is never too late to be what you might have become
Scholar
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What happened when the Ranger went swimming?
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